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I Am Fucking Drunk
#1

Just thought I'd let you all know. Thanks.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

How drunk are you? You wanna walk this yellow line, bub?
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#3

Oh yeah... no bicycling while under the influence, hear Turtle!
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#4

I was drunk once, it was crazy

Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
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#5

I called a bartender a pussy last night. For no reason. That's when I got cut off.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#6

Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery@Oct 10 2004, 07:52 PM
I called a bartender a [b]pussy last night.  For no reason.  That's when I got cut off.
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Bit lame pal, next time try cunt

Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
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#7

Quote:Originally posted by britishlad@Oct 10 2004, 07:56 PM
Bit lame pal, next time try cunt
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I should have gotten my ass beat. You don't just call some dude you've never seen before a pussy. His friends wanted to kick my ass. Whatever.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#8

Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery@Oct 10 2004, 01:11 PM
I should have gotten my ass beat.  You don't just call some dude you've never seen before a pussy.  His friends wanted to kick my ass.  Whatever.
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I'd like to drink with you. Big Grin
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#9

Quote:Originally posted by Banana@Oct 10 2004, 09:50 PM
I'd like to drink with you. Big Grin
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Why, so you can get me drunk and take advantage of me?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#10

Drunk on manseed!
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#11

Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Oct 11 2004, 01:02 AM
I bet I could handle 3 cocks at once.

Trojan Magnums taste good.

I've sucked cock before. 
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BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#12

I am drunk right now.
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