[pepsi]

caught while performing a sexual act.

[lad]

about three hours ago

We got horny in the kitchen, and a neighbour was looking out of her bedroom window right in to our kitchen

[Random UJ Newbie]

I pulled out and messed up your mom's hair really bad.

[ClayRock]

Originally posted by 7@Sep 29 2004, 03:19 PM
I pulled out and messed up your mom's hair really bad.

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:o




WRACK

[Banana]

Every time I post in a pepsi thread. :$

[VitaminE]

I got caught jacking it countless times - always embarrasing.

Here's one that includes another person. I was at a kegger out in the woods on a saturday night. It was pretty big, maybe a hundred folks, and a big ol' bonfire. I went out to meet this girl her name was Karen she was a senior, I was only a Sophmore. This was huge in my town for a guy to date an older chick. So we hook up at the party, she was totally hot, but wasn't down with VitE humpin' her ear on the first date so she asked if we could go out next weekend then left with her friends. VitE handled it like anyother horned up teen guy..Got shitty drunk and this biggie was there.. So I plowed it in the cab of my pickup. The sex wasn't much but enough for Vit E to pass out naked behind the wheel with biggie's head on my lap. Karen had stopped back to leave a sexy little note under my wiper and found us.

It goes with out saying I never got to hump Karen. That was still better than biggie smiling at me in the hall and telling all her friends about the night she got a hot dose of Vit E in the woods.

For the record I'd fuck biggie again.

[Banana]

Originally posted by VitaminE@Sep 29 2004, 02:41 PM

For the record I'd fuck biggie again.

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VitE's stock just went up 10 points in Banana's book.

[VitaminE]

Originally posted by Banana@Sep 29 2004, 09:45 PM
VitE's stock just went up 10 points in Banana's book.

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If you gotta biggie friend that needs her pipes cleaned. Send that fat bitch to Mpls. I'll stab it in the short and curlies.

[ClayRock]

Originally posted by VitaminE@Sep 29 2004, 03:48 PM
If you gotta biggie friend that needs her pipes cleaned.  Send that fat bitch to Mpls.  I'll stab it in the short and curlies.

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i luv you :wub:

[Banana]

Originally posted by ClayRock@Sep 29 2004, 02:52 PM
i luv you  :wub:

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I'm pretty sure you're not fat enough, Clay.

[leucetios]

Originally posted by Banana@Sep 29 2004, 12:22 PM
Every time I post in a pepsi thread. :$

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how is this sexual? :S

[Banana]

Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 29 2004, 03:07 PM
how is this sexual? :S

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Does every embarrasing moment have to be sexual? :S I read the thread like
"What is your most emberesing moment" and then, her answer was "caught while performing sexual act."

[leucetios]

:oops:

I read it as

"What is your most emberesing moment caught while performing sexual act"

the grammar doesn't make sense, but pepsi posted it

[Beaucephus]

My most sexual embarrasing moment is when I FUCKED this website over by introducing you to it. Sorry peeps. :ph34r:

[pepsi]

Originally posted by Beaucephus@Sep 29 2004, 10:34 PM
My most sexual embarrasing moment is when I FUCKED this website over by introducing you to it. Sorry peeps. :ph34r:

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yea but IT is now nothing without me. Without me being here IT is boring. I make people post and step up you got to admit that.

[ElDiablo]

You make people vomit a little in their mouths.

Shut up, whore.

[Sarng]

I was having sex with my boyfriend and later found out that his "buddies" outside could see into the bedroom from the back patio. :oops: wadayagonnado?

[NinjaBassist]

sexual-Woken up next to a gernade after a night of drinking
just plain embarassing-Posted at UJ

[Sarng]

Originally posted by NinjaBassist@Sep 30 2004, 05:48 PM
sexual-Woken up next to a gernade after a night of drinking
just plain embarassing-Posted at UJ

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gernade????? 'splain.

[Banana]

Originally posted by chickychick@Sep 30 2004, 09:15 AM
gernade?????  'splain.

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