09-06-2004, 04:56 AM
and not posting this in the joke section. Just here.
A dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material
we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting
here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach
lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous
to some and none of us realize the long term harm caused by the germs
in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most
dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here
tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for
years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."
A dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material
we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting
here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach
lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous
to some and none of us realize the long term harm caused by the germs
in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most
dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here
tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for
years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."
