03-22-2004, 09:32 PM
FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS
Who says people from Arkansas can't follow directions? ...
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed.
The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated "Wash. Biol. Surv." until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper:
Dear Sirs:
While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a kind of crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible.
The bands are now marked, "Fish and Wildlife Service."
Who says people from Arkansas can't follow directions? ...
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed.
The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated "Wash. Biol. Surv." until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper:
Dear Sirs:
While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a kind of crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible.
The bands are now marked, "Fish and Wildlife Service."
I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!
Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.
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