[Bill]

The History of the TomFoolery......

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 09:08 PM
What's up guys, TomFoolery is in.  I do have a couple of questions though...

1.  What type of topics are going to be posted here?  Can I post my manwhore adds?

2.  Velvet and Fireman when did you become upset with those at UJ and why?  (Just curious)

3.  What did the five fingers say to my asshole?

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[Bill]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 09:16 PM
I trim but that's only because then I get more head from my boyfriend. 

Any dude that shaves his pubes clean is a fag.  I'm down with that.

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[Bill]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 09:26 PM
I am fucking in on the manjuice milkshakes.  I just need advance notice so I can plan my lunch hour accordingly and/or schedule time after work.

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[Bill]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 09:30 PM
Velvet, I need details...who pissed on you, because I'm down with the water sports and need a new partner?  Just curious, that's all.

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[Bill]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 09:33 PM
Who the fuck wants in my ass?

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[Bill]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 09:37 PM
Beau, I'm sorry to say and I know this will break your heart, but it looks like you've officially been banned from MT's ass.  Sorry buddy, if you need a someone to lick your balls just let me know and I'll be right there...to let you throat fuck me and make me cry like a little bitch. 

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[Bill]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 09:42 PM
No, you're a fag.  Since when does your age and location dictate if you should or shouldn't shave?  Guys who tell you "no" because you have pubes must be saying that only because they don't want to insult your rod.  I didn't start trimming until 6 months ago and I never had problem getting head once the dood saw my package. 

Girls will always suck dick, but I prefer doods, if you can't find one to do it then chances are you're not looking hard enough or you have a needledick.  Sorry to be the one that had to break it to you.

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[Bill]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 09:44 PM
Sorry about that, please don't smack me.

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[Anhil8tor]

I am seeing tom in a whole new light here. I had no idea.... now all those PM's are making more sense to me.

[Bill]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 09:51 PM
I don't like pussy, but ass is ass and I'm sure I wouldn't kick a fine man out of bed if he has a fat dick.  Needledick.

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[ClayRock]

RACK you Bill!

[Bill]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 10:14 PM
Sorry for the delay, I was rubbing (and still am rubbing) one out.  Fuck you Smakinoff.  I'm 24 and I will call you whatever the fuck I want to for the time being.  You'll get over it, and all will be cool.  I don't settle for pussy and I told you already that I trim and so does my man.  Any guy you date should have enough sense to shave or trim, it might be their only chance at getting licked.  The fact of the matter is that you shave your pubes clean, so you're either a needledick or a fag.  Why do I have to keep on explaining this to you?

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Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 10:19 PM
Thanks for the explanation Fireman.  Do you mind if I asked who pissed you off?  And maybe you and/or Velvet can tell me what happened with Dairy from UJ?  I haven't seen him posting in a while and now I see people are pissed at him.  I really enjoyed licking his asshole, even though I find him annoying, but I just want to know what happened...

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Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 10:28 PM
Cool.  I just came during halftime.  I'll chill out and get back banging my boyfriend after I've had time to cool off.

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[Bill]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 10:29 PM
Yes it is cool.  And thank you MT.

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[Bill]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 10:39 PM
Yeah, that fucker was pretty gross.  Hey, can I declare that I was the winner at the first bitch fight on this forum?  Since I basically started crying and all before he even got the head in, and I want to put that in my sig line (that I was the official winner of the first bitch fight).

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[Bill]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 10:48 PM
about sucking your cock, Is that a yes or a no?

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[Bill]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Mar 4 2004, 10:53 PM
Sweet.  And I won't tell anyone about the "cum in my eye" unless they ask. 

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[asshat]

WTF???