[Lovelynoi.]

OMG LOL I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY OMG ST. BERNARD LOL AND OMG I THINK I GOT PREGNANT LOL WE WERE SITTING AROUND WATCHING LOL OPRAH AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF THAT LOL I WOULD LIKE A OMG DOG COCK IN MY BUTT SO I ASKED MY DOG LOL IF HE WOULD LIKE TO PUT HIS BALLS ON MY CHIN AND OMG MY DOG ACTUALLY ANSWERED ME AND LOL HE SAID YES OF COURSE BUT FIRST CAN YOU PLEASE CLEAN MY ASS WITH YOUR TUNG LOL AND I LOVE DOING THAT SO I SAID OF COURSE I WILL DO THAT BUT OMG ONLY IF YOU LET ME SWALLOW WHAT I FIND OMG SO I DID AND IT WAS GREAT AND THEN MY DOG ASKED ME TO BEND OVER AND I DID AND IT WAS SO NICE OMG AND WARM AND I LOVE HIS COCK SO MUCH LOL AND THEN I SAID I WANTED OMG TO TASTE HIS BALLS AND COCK AND LOL WHILE I SUCKED HIM OFF OMG I GOT TOO HAIRS STUCK IN MY THROAT OMG SO I STARTED CHOKING AND LOL HE STARTED STOMPING ON MY HEAD AND OMG VOILA OUT POPPED A DINGLEBERRY OUT OF MY THROAT SO I LOL PICKED IT UP AND ATE IT OMG IT WAS SALTY SO I SAID NOW IM READY FOR SOME GOOD SEX OMG AND MY DOG TOLD ME TO LAY DOWN AND I WOULD PUT A CONDOM ON HIM OMG BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO GET PREGNANT SO HE GAVE ME A CONDOM AND SMILED OMG BUT I DONT KNOW WHY LOL SO I PUT IT ON HIM AND WE LOL HAD GREAT SEX AND THEN I FELT IT HAPPEN HE FINISHED AND OMG I FELT IT IN MY PUSSY AND OMG LOL OMG I LAUGHED AND SAID WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RUBBER LOL AND OMG HE SAID I SABBOTOJJED IT LOL AND HE LAUGHED AND OMG NOW IM PREGNANT AND WE TALKED AND WE DECIDED THAT WERE HAVING OMG A BABY AND LOL HES GONNA BE A GREAT FATHER LOL OMG LOL.

[RU$$ELL]

FUCK OFF WHORE!

[ClayRock]

Originally posted by Lovelynoi.@Oct 19 2004, 01:05 PM
VOILA OUT POPPED A DINGLEBERRY OUT OF MY THROAT SO I LOL PICKED IT UP AND ATE IT OMG IT WAS SALTY

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:praise: :"::

[VitaminE]

These never get old!

[fem]

That was great!! RACK!!! :llma: :llma: :llma: :llma: :llma:

[7]

This didn't get enough paly(sp?). I thought it was one of my better efforts. Time for me to reassess my life I guess. :roll:

[snarg]

Originally posted by 7@Oct 19 2004, 03:31 PM
This didn't get enough paly(sp?).  I thought it was one of my better efforts.  Time for me to reassess my life I guess.  :roll:

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:llma:

yer on fire this week, dude

narg:

[Banana]

Originally posted by 7@Oct 19 2004, 01:31 PM
This didn't get enough paly(sp?).  I thought it was one of my better efforts.  Time for me to reassess my life I guess.  :roll:

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To be honest, your spelling was too accurate to make this a valiant effort. Better luck next time.

[7]

Fuck it. I'm logging back in as RU$$ELL.

[Beaucephus]

This day just got better with this EPOCH thread. Please all take note of this type of greatness.

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by 7+Oct 19 2004, 01:31 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(7 @ Oct 19 2004, 01:31 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>This didn't get enough paly(sp?).

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Correct

Originally posted by 7@Oct 19 2004, 01:31 PM
I thought it was one of my better efforts.

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No



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Time for me to reassess my life I guess.&nbsp; :roll:

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Yes?

[7]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Oct 19 2004, 09:40 PM
Correct


No
Yes?

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Sorry. I read it a third time and still laughed. You're wrong, dawg.

[fem]

I thought it was pretty damn funny. Not the best, but it was still great.

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by 7@Oct 19 2004, 02:44 PM
Sorry.&nbsp; I read it a third time and still laughed.&nbsp; You're wrong, dawg.

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Too much OMG and LOL. If you don't cap lock it and forget the punctuation (unless you throw a couple , and . in random places) I think it would be more effective. The thoughts posted are $$$, but it could use a little work.

[ClayRock]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Oct 19 2004, 03:52 PM
Too much OMG and LOL.&nbsp; If you don't cap lock it and forget the punctuation (unless you throw a couple , and . in random places) I think it would be more effective.&nbsp; The thoughts posted are $$$, but it could use a little work.

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this is where i'd tell tom to fuck off