[asshat]

Could we please have another thread that has no purpose? One thread that has is pointless and perhaps serves to make us all dumber for having read it?

[lad]

Yes we can, let this be it, we can all post experianced epiphanies here.

[asshat]

Originally posted by britishlad@Sep 17 2004, 09:10 PM
Yes we can, let this be it, we can all post  experianced epiphanies here.

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Wow. I just realized what that word means.

Epiphany: A sudden realization. A sudden intuitive leap of understanding, especially through an ordinary but striking occurrence.



Go.

[Banana]

In! What do I have to do again?

[snarg]

ok, go to this site, it should do the trick:


http://www.mxfiles.kneib.biz/drag_and_go...ezial.html


narg:

[asshat]

Originally posted by Banana@Sep 17 2004, 09:14 PM
In!  What do I have to do again?

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Hmm....this might be more difficult than I thought.

[asshat]

Do you know how much a hurricane (approximately the size of Missouri) weighs? If you take the average weight of an adult elephant and use it as a measurement of the weight of the amount of rainwater in an average hurricane it would weigh Forty million elephants. That means the water in one hurricane weighs more than all the elephants on the planet. Perhaps even more than all the elephants that have ever lived on the planet.

When I heard that, it was an epiphany to me.

[Banana]

I had an epiphany once. It hurt. The last epiphany I had was that I am exactly like my mother. And that scared me. You always think you'll never be like your parents.

[snarg]

Originally posted by Banana@Sep 17 2004, 04:31 PM
I had an epiphany once. It hurt.

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damn hose epiphaknees

narg:

[Beaucephus]

Originally posted by army1@Sep 17 2004, 03:03 PM
Could we please have one thread that has a purpose?  One thread that has meaning and perhaps serves to make us all smarter for having read it?

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I have said this before to another but the posting of your obituary would be a good start.

[lad]

Originally posted by army1@Sep 17 2004, 09:29 PM
Do you know how much a hurricane (approximately the size of Missouri) weighs?  If you take the average weight of an adult elephant and use it as a measurement of the weight of the amount of rainwater in an average hurricane it would weigh Forty million elephants. That means the water in one hurricane weighs more than all the elephants on the planet. Perhaps even more than all the elephants that have ever lived on the planet.

When I heard that, it was an epiphany to me.

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cant believe you didn't know that already!!!

[asshat]

Originally posted by Beaucephus@Sep 17 2004, 09:37 PM
I have said this before to another but the posting of your obituary would be a good start.

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In other words, you don't have anything to contribute.

[Beaucephus]

Originally posted by army1@Sep 17 2004, 04:04 PM
In other words, you don't have anything to contribute.

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Exactly. moke:

[ClayRock]

while wiping my bum earlier my finger busted through the TP...it tickled my poop shoot slightly.

[asshat]

Originally posted by ClayRock@Sep 17 2004, 10:10 PM
while wiping my bum earlier my finger busted through the TP...it tickled my poop shoot slightly.

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You seem to have a difficult time with directions.

One thread that has meaning and perhaps serves to [b]make us all smarter for having read it? [/b]

[ClayRock]

Originally posted by army1@Sep 17 2004, 04:11 PM
You seem to have a difficult time with directions.

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You're right...ban me!

[asshat]

Originally posted by ClayRock@Sep 17 2004, 10:13 PM
You're right...ban me!

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How do I do that?

[ClayRock]

Originally posted by army1@Sep 17 2004, 04:21 PM
How do I do that?

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tell someone who gives a shit...

[asshat]

Originally posted by ClayRock@Sep 17 2004, 10:22 PM
tell someone who gives a shit...

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It was your idea. I assumed you gave a shit.

[Velvet]

IM sorry .... I have nothing .