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I farted...
#1

...and squirted a little, what should i do?
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#2

I suggest referring to the thread you started earlier this week for potential advice.

You know, the one that said basically the exact same thing?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#3

link?
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#4

http://www.insanetrain.com/index.php?sho...=10896&hl=

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#5

i have lousy sphincter control, what can i say...
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#6

What is it with you guys and your obsession with farts and shit??

Why not bottle it up and sell it on eBay like Tom did?
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#7

Quote:Originally posted by purple_haze@Sep 17 2004, 12:56 PM
What is it with you guys and your obsession with farts and shit??

Why not bottle it up and sell it on eBay like Tom did?
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turds always make me laugh
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#8

May I suggest you and Tom get together and suck on each others shit...


Smile

Take a chance before it takes you!:fuckYou:
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#9

Quote:Originally posted by APB@Sep 17 2004, 06:58 PM
blah blah blah...
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I love you. :wub:

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#10

Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery@Sep 17 2004, 07:00 PM
I love sucking on Clayrock's shit.   :wub:
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:llma:

Take a chance before it takes you!:fuckYou:
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#11

Quote:Originally posted by APB@Sep 17 2004, 07:01 PM
:llma:
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:o

I thought you didn't like being silly...

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#12

Quote:Originally posted by purple_haze@Sep 17 2004, 09:56 AM
What is it with you guys and your obsession with farts and shit??


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I actually have a serious answer to this
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#13

Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery@Sep 17 2004, 07:05 PM
:o

I thought you didn't like being silly...
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Hey I am a woman. I am entitled to change my mind.


:luvu: Wink

Take a chance before it takes you!:fuckYou:
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#14

Quote:Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 17 2004, 01:08 PM
I actually have a serious answer to this
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And this would be...........?

(do I really want to know?)
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Quote:Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 17 2004, 07:08 PM
I actually have a serious answer to this
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Oh boy lets here this one Wink

Take a chance before it takes you!:fuckYou:
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#16

Quote:Originally posted by APB@Sep 17 2004, 07:09 PM
Hey I am a woman. I am entitled to change my mind.
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Understood.

To answer PH's question, there is a psychological theory that there are 4 personality types: oral expulsive, oral retentive, anal expulsive, and anal retentive.


I suspect I might have an anal expulsive personality.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#17

This is dumb.

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#18

Quote:Originally posted by fem@Sep 17 2004, 01:13 PM
This is dumb.
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where have you been?
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#19

Quote:Originally posted by fem@Sep 17 2004, 02:13 PM
This is the best thread i have ever seen.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

loves anal sex



how's yer mom??


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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#20

Here is my theory.

The prostate is up the butt. Supposedly having the prostate massaged feels good. Which is why a lot of guys like something inserted in their butt, like a stick (sup mad?). But a lot of guys don't mentally like the idea of something up their butt. They think it makes them gay (sup Beau?). However, shit, farts, things that come out of your ass also massage the prostate. So these things end up feeling good to guys (where they don't to girls who don't have the magical mythical prostate). Hence, guys become obsessed with farts and shit, cause they feel good to guys.

end of my theory.
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