[pepsi]

i put a beer last night in the freezer for my dad and i totally forgot about it and it exploded. My dads not going to be too happy since it was his last beer. Im so scared that i can feel a stream of pee running down my leg. Is that better banana?

[lad]

beer abuse

[mad_hatter]

Tom, can you lock this crap thread? Thanks

[ClayRock]

...do i really need to say anything?

[Banana]

Originally posted by pepsi@Sep 3 2004, 03:01 PM
i put a beer last night in the freezer for my dad and i totally forgot about it and it exploded. My dads not going to be too happy since it was his last beer.

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:zzz: It would have been amusing had you said "Then, I shit my pants" at the end.

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by mad_hatter@Sep 3 2004, 10:02 PM
Tom, can you lock this crap thread? Thanks

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I wish.

[CodeWarrior]

Originally posted by pepsi@Sep 3 2004, 05:01 PM
i put a beer last night in the freezer for my dad and i totally forgot about it and it exploded. My dads not going to be too happy since it was his last beer. Im so scared that i can feel a stream of pee running down my leg. Is that better banana?

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seems kinda fake

[Banana]

Originally posted by CodeWarrior@Sep 3 2004, 03:10 PM
seems kinda fake

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Still, it's better.

[MarkyGman]

Let me get these SnD facts straight. You live with your Daddy, and your trying to decide what $50,000 SUV you should buy.

[A] your a spoiled little bitch, and your under 18. **BAN HER ASS**

[B] your over 18, still live with your parents , because they spoil you.

or

[C] your over 18, still live with your parents, but you are so retarded with your money, that instead of moving out, you bought a gas guzzling tractor.

[Velvet]

I call kid :lol:

[pepsi]

Originally posted by MarkyGman@Sep 3 2004, 11:32 PM
Let me get these SnD facts straight.    You live with your Daddy, and your trying to decide what $50,000 SUV you should buy.

[A] your a spoiled little bitch, and your under 18. **BAN HER ASS**

[B] your over 18, still live with your parents , because they spoil you.

or

[C] your over 18, still live with your parents, but you are so retarded with your money, that instead of moving out, you bought a gas guzzling tractor.

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first off so what if i live with my father. Second off i know alot of 24 year olds that still live with their parents. Third i pay half of the rent living with him. Fourth i Had finally saved up a decent amount to put a down payment for the car as well with my trade in. So dont go off saying im a spoiled little bitch when you dont know the fucken facts ok. Every fucken thing i own is from outve my own dam pocket. My parents dont spend money on me nor do i need them to because i can pay shit on my own. So please shut the fuck up when you really dont know what the hell you are talking about.

[PurpleHaze]

SnD, I thought I read in another thread that you couldn't drink b/c of your health?

[pepsi]

Originally posted by MarkyGman@Sep 3 2004, 11:32 PM
Let me get these SnD facts straight.    You live with your Daddy, and your trying to decide what $50,000 SUV you should buy.

[A] your a spoiled little bitch, and your under 18. **BAN HER ASS**

[B] your over 18, still live with your parents , because they spoil you.

or

[C] your over 18, still live with your parents, but you are so retarded with your money, that instead of moving out, you bought a gas guzzling tractor.

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Also for your information my mother just recently passed away less then a year ago im not going to move out and leave my father all alone. Even when I finally find someone to tie the knott with he will have a spot at the place we live. i will never abandon him nor let him live alone. If any person i dated opposed to that then fuck'em because thats how things are going to be.

[pepsi]

Originally posted by purple_haze@Sep 4 2004, 08:49 AM
SnD, I thought I read in another thread that you couldn't drink b/c of your health?

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i cant drink but doesnt mean my father cant. I cheated the other day though and got drunk something i know i shouldnt have done.

[PurpleHaze]

oh.

[TyrionXavier]

Originally posted by pepsi@Sep 4 2004, 03:46 AM
first off so what if i live with my father. Second off i know alot of 24 year olds that still live with their parents. Third i pay half of the rent living with him. Fourth i Had finally saved up a decent amount to put a down payment for the car as well with my trade in. So dont go off saying im a spoiled little bitch when you dont know the fucken facts ok. Every fucken thing i own is from outve my own dam pocket. My parents dont spend money on me nor do i need them to because i can pay shit on my own. So please shut the fuck up when you really dont know what the hell you are talking about.

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The term is "first of all", you stupid queef.

Go back to school, lern tu spel, then come back and post, mmkay?

[pepsi]

Originally posted by TyrionXavier@Sep 4 2004, 08:47 PM
The term is "first of all", you stupid queef.

Go back to school, lern tu spel, then come back and post, mmkay?

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first off can be used as well stupid fuck. Its the same dam meaning just written differently.

[CodeWarrior]

[MarkyGman]

Originally posted by pepsi@Sep 4 2004, 03:51 AM
Also for your information my mother just recently passed away less then a year ago im not going to move out and leave my father all alone. Even when I finally find someone to tie the knott with he will have a spot at the place we live. i will never abandon him nor let him live alone. If any person i dated opposed to that then fuck'em because thats how things are going to be.

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So your going to live with your dad until you leech on to some unsuspecting and possibly handicapped man that will buy you a home and a garage for your land rover. Ok then glad we had this little chat. :lol:

[pepsi]

Originally posted by MarkyGman@Sep 5 2004, 01:26 AM
So your going to live with your dad until you leech on to some unsuspecting and possibly handicapped man that will buy you a home and a garage for your land rover. Ok then glad we had this little chat. :lol:

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Read what i said. I can easily support myself i dont need no dam dick to support me and i dont let no dick spending money on me either actually i dont let them so theres a difference.