[Undeadcannibal]

no way dood ill kill u

[Undeadcannibal]

You can't kill me, I am you...Watch...

*slits the Noi-like UDC's throat*

[Undeadcannibal]

noooo!1!11!1!1one!11!11111fag!1!11 dood he didnt desere taht he had problems

[Undeadcannibal]

Kill me. Go ahead, I dare you. You know how to kill me. Kill yourself.

[Undeadcannibal]

dood ill do it oly to stpo u

*kils self*

[Undeadcannibal]

So....I guess he fell for it.... what a dumbass. He never stopped to think...How could something this evil come from a person that lame? Now there is nobody left to stop me from taking over earth, except the other 28 billion humans...damn...

[Undeadcannibal]

THE END......for now......

[Undeadcannibal]

stay tuned for bonus features:


-CW's sex tape!
-the making of UDC 2: The Chat Room of Death

[Undeadcannibal]

_Fuzz with subliminal mesages_













Give udc your undies






















worhip cows

























rub WD 40 on your genitals



































bring UDC asians and other hot chix






































UDC is allowed to spell chix with an x because he rules.

[CodeWarrior]

Originally posted by Undeadcannibal@Aug 22 2004, 02:09 AM
bring UDC asians and other hot chix

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Done

[Undeadcannibal]

Welcome to the bonus features! Let's start off witht ehf irst one, CW getting pounded by smeone who just might be UDC.






CW: hey, a bed in the middle of the woods. I guess it's safe
(CW goes to sleep)
(enter UDC)
UDC: hmm...I'm gonna dickslap him until his face looks like a mushroom pizza.
(WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP)
-5 hours later-
(WHAP WHAP WHAP)
CW: what the?
(A rough cookies & cream ensues)
UDC: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
CW: Oh....my....god!!!! tkae pictures!! Vel needs to see this!!!

[Undeadcannibal]

The making of UDC 2: The Chat Room of Death

Well, basically, we just told UDC: "hey, you had responses on the first one, do a second." And he did. That bastad better have made a hit, or else we might kill him....are put ourselves in his mouth and take pictures.

[Undeadcannibal]

-END OF STORY-

[Undeadcannibal]

COMING SOON:

UDC 3: Leeman gets drunk

[Undeadcannibal]

and then:

UDC 4: Never Cyber With Velvet Unless you Have an Anitvirus

[Undeadcannibal]

also by UDC:

The story about the shit patch made by shit and ass pubes.
The reason why asian chixs have pubes in pr0n.
Hidden documents: The inside of CW's anal cavity
Hidden Documents 2: Nuclear Semen and it's Effects on your Food

[CodeWarrior]

Originally posted by Undeadcannibal@Aug 22 2004, 02:20 AM
COMING SOON:

UDC 3: Leeman gets drunk

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I'm not buying that one, I can see it here for free anytime.

[Undeadcannibal]

but if you buy it, you get to see the webcam gmo in places it never should. and the real reason he's so 'connected' to Jesus. and Also why I have his personal, and cell phone numbers. as well as his work number. With the bonus feature of "UDC steals underwear part 3: the only one written down becuase it's not as illegal".

[Velvet]

:loool: :loool: :loool:

[Undeadcannibal]

well, I'm out for tonight.