Played ball. Lost. Got drunk. Played ball. Lost. Got drunk. Played ball. Lost. There it is. I hope everyone else had better weekends. :angry:
Relaxed....didn't drive anywhere....Relaxed! :lee:
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Were out sailing...
Won the competitions...
Met a beautiful lady...

Allmost lost my hand and tore up my knee ....
Just back from the hospital ....
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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Bachelor party on Saturday. Finished a 1/4 barrel with 10 other guys in 2 hours. Then drank more beer at the Brewers game, went to Water Street in Milwaukee where I drank lots more beer and Cuervo shots, then the strip club where I enjoyed tits and even more beer. Woke up at 2:30 yesterday and didn't do a fucking thing all day. It was fun.
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I forget.
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Saturday,
1 pm.. Had my first Grey Goose and Tonic.
1:01 ... 2nd
2 pm. Jumped in pool
2:15 Started playing volleyball in pool
2:30 God damn wedding ring went flying off my finger. Started searching for it.(killed that volleyball game real quick)
2:40 Said "fuck it". Had some more drinks.
3:00 Ate some food with some more vodka and tonics
3:30 Played some drinking games
4:00 . Cousin finds ring when not even looking for it about 90 feet from where it flew off.
(Note: Dev has lost weight due to drinking vodka and tonics and going back to gym. That being reason why ring did not stay on finger)
7 pm. Wasted and jumps back in pool and plays more volleyball(ring off finger this time)
10 pm . Still in pool still drinking
12 pm. Finally out of pool but not finished drinking.
SUN
11 am Work
7pm Sleeping
That was my boring weekend!
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wo0w.....you must keep a schedule.
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