08-13-2004, 06:44 PM
This weekend, Jimmy and I are participating in a ball tounament. Friday night, we play ass-backwards baseball, whereby the girls run clockwise around the bases, and the males run counter-clockwise. It's also a one strike you're out game. There is a gutted pickup truck in the middle of the field, with a toilet bowl in the middle. If you hit a ball into the toilet, you win $100. Then we sing karaoke.
The next day, the normal baseball tourney begins, which we always lose. That night, there is beer olympics. Last year, we were shaving balloons (that had shaving cream all over them) which are filled with water, over someone else's head. Guess what they gave us last year to shave them?? SURGICAL SCALPELS (sp?). Bonehead idea, as drunk people and sharp surgical instruments do not mix. Despite the fact that some of the dumbest people in the world attend this tournament, the only one who got hurt was my friend who stabbed the bloody thing through the middle of her hand. She required micro-surgery, and could not work for three months (she's a dental assistant). I doubt we will be given scalpels again. :|
The next day, the normal baseball tourney begins, which we always lose. That night, there is beer olympics. Last year, we were shaving balloons (that had shaving cream all over them) which are filled with water, over someone else's head. Guess what they gave us last year to shave them?? SURGICAL SCALPELS (sp?). Bonehead idea, as drunk people and sharp surgical instruments do not mix. Despite the fact that some of the dumbest people in the world attend this tournament, the only one who got hurt was my friend who stabbed the bloody thing through the middle of her hand. She required micro-surgery, and could not work for three months (she's a dental assistant). I doubt we will be given scalpels again. :|
