[TomFoolery]

I'm the best man in a wedding and I need some good ideas for bachelor party plans and/or funny shit to do at the wedding. Here's the outline so far for the bachelor party:

Golf in morning, tailgating at Miller Park before the Brewers game, then hitting the bars/strip clubs in the evening. Some of the guys going to the festivities aren't big partiers (3 out of the 11) so I don't know if they would want to leave after the game and go home--I'm not sure if I should rent a bus because the cost per person could be high for some of these broke motherfuckers. Any suggestions on transportation would be greatly appreciated.

For the wedding I have the bride's dad bringing about 100 keys to the wedding (he's a locksmith). Before the reception I'll hand out the keys slyly to a bunch of women and after my speech I'll ask for all the girls that the groom gave keys to his apartment to please return them at the head table (I'm also going to give a key to a couple of Grandmas and guys and have them bring the keys up after the younger women). Any other suggestions for funny shit to do? The groom is a cop and the bride is a Physician's Assistant if that helps with suggestions.

TIA for your input.

[Neonranger]

Instead of hitting the Bar and strip Clubs Why not bring the strippers to you. Buddy I mine had a killer BP for his friend at his appartment, He hiring bout there girls to come over and do there thing it was ten times better the any titty bar. More private time with the dancers and if there any good the dancers really get into each other.

[APB]

Yeah the stripper thing at your apartment is a better way to go. They tend to pay more attention to the groom that way, instead of at a strip club.

[Jack Rabb!t]

V!taminE is available for the bachelor party and stripping activities. Just don't stare at my crotch for too long.

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by neonranger@Jul 30 2004, 05:34 PM
Instead of hitting the Bar and strip Clubs Why not bring the strippers to you. Buddy I mine had a killer BP for his friend at his appartment, He hiring bout there girls to come over and do there thing it was ten times better the any titty bar. More private time with the dancers and if there any good the dancers really get into each other.

That's a good idea about the strippers, but I'm concerned about the cost (not on my end, but for the other guys--I don't know if I'd be splitting it only 8 ways or 11 ways and it could be a pricey event).

My main concern is about transportation. I plan on taking it easy in the morning during golf so that if we need to drive to the game (about 35 minutes away) then I won't get us all killed on the interstate. If I rent a bus I would need it from about 3:00 p.m. until 3:00 a.m. if I plan on taking the bus to the game and taking us home from the bars--that poses a problem since I think 3 of the guys would want to leave after the game. That means we would either have to have the bus take them to a park & ride or all the way back home--I'd rather kick it in Milwaukee since the bar scene is much better there and there are no strip clubs in the city I live in (assuming I don't just hire strippers).

Also, should I assume most of the cost for the bus rental or should I split it so that we all pay equal shares?

I suppose if I can find someone to shuttle us then I could pay them $100 and buy them a ticket for the game and let them tailgate with us and it would be cheaper than renting a bus...

Damn, this planning stuff is getting me stressed out...I need to smoke...