07-23-2004, 12:28 AM
Somebody ate my lunch out of the fridge at work yesterday. Today I wiped my sandwich on the toilet seat. Let the fucker eat it today.
NCtrikeWhore
07-23-2004, 12:30 AM
I hear you. My kids used to eat all of the Cap'n Crunch. I put them on leashes and tied them to the clothes line. They run back and forth all day screaming that it's too hot. Fuck them! I'm starving here.
07-23-2004, 12:31 AM
Stop it!!! That shit's too funny!
07-23-2004, 09:17 AM
Cap'n Crunch is the cereal of the DEVIL! Let yer kids eat it, they'll go STRAIGHT TA HELL!!
For far too long we've been asking ourselves "How do they cram all that graham?", when the question we should have been asking is "Is it right?" Man has defiantly slapped the face of God in the pursuit of a tastier cereal, and one day we will be struck down by our own hubris.
07-23-2004, 10:42 PM
Quote:Originally posted by ncbikwhore@Jul 22 2004, 03:30 PMThis was fucken funny. It sounded like a Jack Handy - Deep Thought.
I hear you. My kids used to eat all of the Cap'n Crunch. I put them on leashes and tied them to the clothes line. They run back and forth all day screaming that it's too hot. Fuck them! I'm starving here.
(I'm slow to laugh).
07-23-2004, 10:47 PM
Anyone ever notice that Cap'n Crunch has no teeth?
07-23-2004, 10:51 PM
I TOLD you already, teeth don't exist!
For far too long we've been asking ourselves "How do they cram all that graham?", when the question we should have been asking is "Is it right?" Man has defiantly slapped the face of God in the pursuit of a tastier cereal, and one day we will be struck down by our own hubris.
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)