[mad_hatter]

Some bad bad bad jokes.

two birds are sitting on a perch. first bird says to the second bird,"something smells fishy"

duck walks into a bar, bartender says: "what'll it be?"
duck goes: "I'll have a sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist"
bartender says: "that'll be $8.95
duck goes: "put it on my bill"

A guy walks into a bar with a huge chunk of asphalt, he says "Bartender, I would like two drinks: One for me, and one for the road."

[Banana]

:angry: You suck.


















Just kidding. You know I :wub: you.

[mad_hatter]

What's that? You want more? I'll find some