[leeman]

....

[snarg]

An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden; but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received this letter from his son:

Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie

At 6 am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie

[justintime]

When more than 3 people used to post here each day?

[who]

ty

[dodsno]

Between the time when the oceans drank OrgyBoard, and the rise of the sons of IT 2.0, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Leeman, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Alcohol upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

[BIRD33]

Swedish officers fined for flying painted penis


Two Swedish non-commissioned officers have been docked pay for painting a flying penis on a white flag adorning their boat during a naval exercise in the Stockholm archipelago.
http://www.thelocal.se/28962/20100913/

Leeman is an Admiral in the swedish navy.

[phantom]

ty

You talking about the mod at UJ that said you got banned for fucking with people in real life?

Who fucked with a user in real life. Hoover made the call.

[snarg]

Swedish officers fined for flying painted penis


Two Swedish non-commissioned officers have been docked pay for painting a flying penis on a white flag adorning their boat during a naval exercise in the Stockholm archipelago.




Leeman is an Admiral in the swedish navy.

tell the truth, you were on that page for this, amirite??

http://www.thelocal.se/28954/20100913/

[BIRD33]

Chlamydia isnt just for Mondays anymore.

[BIRD33]

[video]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8ee_1283245122&p=1[/video]

I have no clue how to embed this.

I picture myself pulling into that parking lot in the back coming home from work to see this anarchy.

[snarg]

never bring a broom to a vacuum cleaner fight!!! :eek:


we had one kinda like that out in the street here a few weeks ago
two fat middle aged ladies rolling around in the street pulling each others' hair
life is never dull in the ghetto

[BIRD33]

How raw is your penis after witnessing that?


If you think that video was probably shot on a Wednesday afternoon around 2PM are you racist?

[Anhil8tor]

How do they know that those people voted for Obama?

[leeman]

And here I the swede thought these Neanderthal Americans would at least notice that I posted that on 9/11.

But I should have known better...

[BIRD33]

I'm not sure of the time zone differences but you posted that on 9\10.Unless you were remembering the birthdays of Ben Wallace and Matt Gieger.

[leeman]

It was 9\11 here so..

[BIRD33]

Hey asshole 9\11 doesn't happen until it happens in America.Remember that.

[BIRD33]

Classic.This sums up the GOP's current moronic\insane streak perfectly.

Then turning around, I saw this kid yacking it up for the crowd, obviously having a blast with this ugly Jew-hating sign. And what does that mean, "SASQUATCH ISRAEL"? This is a play on the "legitimacy myth" of Israel's existence. As there's of course a "Sasquatch myth," it's worth noting the implied comparison: that Israel is also an ape-like beast existing only in historical folklore. Absent legitimacy, Israel has "no right to exist." This kid's sign is but one more example of eliminationist anti-Semitism. And look at how overjoyed he is in boasting this hatred. Creepy:

http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com/20...-from.html

[snarg]

i think he is a sasquatch proponent
the sign says sasquatch is real

israel, ftr

[BIRD33]

Thanks for the clarification?