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Memorial Day weekend thread
#61

phantom Wrote:The age is right but only because I told you. The rest is completely wrong.

Brother and sister then. Somebody told me that and I honestly thought there was no way you could be THAT pathetic.

What year of Mustang do you drive?
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#62

minorthreat Wrote:Brother and sister then. Somebody told me that and I honestly thought there was no way you could be THAT pathetic.

What year of Mustang do you drive?

Blondie gave me her's as a birthday gift.

BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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#63

phantom Wrote:Why are you getting so obsessed with me MT.

Is banana having an affair with you too?

I like you Phantom. I want to see what makes you tick.

It would be pretty hard for banana to have an affair with me since she lives in Canada and is married. I know that with Blondie that marriage doesn't mean a lot and that she has a problem falling in love over the internet, but most sane people are different.
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#64

minorthreat Wrote:I like you Phantom. I want to see what makes you tick.

It would be pretty hard for banana to have an affair with me since she lives in Canada and is married. I know that with Blondie that marriage doesn't mean a lot and that she has a problem falling in love over the internet, but most sane people are different.

I meant e-affair. I assume that's why she got ran and has all of you so upset. Some hanky panky on the internet she doesn't want anybody to find out about.

BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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#65

phantom Wrote:Blondie gave me her's as a birthday gift.

So it is brother and sister then? Cool.

The one her husband bought her so she would stay off of messageboards and stop sucking random cock in the back of her limo? I'm doubting it. I'm betting yours is a 1994.
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#66

Yeah the same one that somebody made a joke about and you all believe it for gospel.

BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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#67

phantom Wrote:I meant e-affair. I assume that's why she got ran and has all of you so upset. Some hanky panky on the internet she doesn't want anybody to find out about.

Sorry dood. You are completely wrong. Swing and a miss again.
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#68

So you live in Iowa or Ohio. You stay inside all day with your big head all bundled up and no heat in the winter?

BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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#69

minorthreat Wrote:Sorry dood. You are completely wrong. Swing and a miss again.


What ran her then. Your guess is as good as mine. Banana and Pickle both runned away. Sad

BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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#70

phantom Wrote:Yeah the same one that somebody made a joke about and you all believe it for gospel.

She told us about blowing a guy in her car.
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#71

minorthreat Wrote:She told us about blowing a guy in her car.

and you believe everything you read?

BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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#72

phantom Wrote:So you live in Iowa or Ohio. You stay inside all day with your big head all bundled up and no heat in the winter?

I live in Iowa. The rest of your question is stupid.

So how old are your brother and sister? You guys must be real lookers I'm betting.
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#73

phantom Wrote:and you believe everything you read?

Trust me, I know how she is. You think you are the first guy to play the role of her defender? You yourself said that The Blondie doesn't lie, right?
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#74

minorthreat Wrote:I live in Iowa. The rest of your question is stupid.

So how old are your brother and sister? You guys must be real lookers I'm betting.

I can't answer questions with incorrect premises.

BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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#75

minorthreat Wrote:Trust me, I know how she is. You think you are the first guy to play the role of her defender? You yourself said that The Blondie doesn't lie, right?

It's not lying on the internet. It's trolling. Ask squirt. Every time she lies she says it's trolling.

BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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#76

phantom Wrote:I can't answer questions with incorrect premises.

So correct them then. This is what I have heard about you:

You are 47
You live with either your brother or sister or both.
You drive an older mustang that isn't a classic, just a normal mustang. You do try to pass it off as being cooler than it really is though.
You enjoy cats a lot.
You make seat belt material for a living.
You are in love with The Blondie.
And you shared intimate PM's with a 16 year old girl.

Did I miss anything?
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#77

Looks to me like your cold.

Turn off the internet and save your money for the heating bill next winter.

I know it must take a lot of money to heat that huge head.

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BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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#78

phantom Wrote:It's not lying on the internet. It's trolling. Ask squirt. Every time she lies she says it's trolling.

Why would The Blondie make something up like that?
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#79

phantom Wrote:Looks to me like your cold.

Turn off the internet and save your money for the heating bill next winter.

I know it must take a lot of money to heat that huge head.


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I was at work in that picture. It is also about 8-10 years old. Swing and a miss again, friend.
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#80

minorthreat Wrote:So correct them then. This is what I have heard about you:

You are 47
You live with either your brother or sister or both.
You drive an older mustang that isn't a classic, just a normal mustang. You do try to pass it off as being cooler than it really is though.
You enjoy cats a lot.
You make seat belt material for a living.
You are in love with The Blondie.

Did I miss anything?

I posted what I do for a living at UJ last night. I have no idea where the seat belt thing got started. This is my last month working for at least a year.

I don't live with a brother or sister or both.

The mustang is a 2003. I have other cars as well.

I like cats.

Blondie is a good friend. We both have mates.

BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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