[phantom]

How old was the guy that statutory raped you when you were 12 or 13?

[squirt]

I notice at UJ that you scour my threads.

What exactly are you blathering about now? And I am 100% sure you're talking out of your ass, i.e., reading something I've posted and making wild assumptions or making shit up out of thin air. So, do tell. Where does this next harassment come from?

[phantom]

You say your birthdate is June 28, 1967 and you said you lost your virginity in 1980 so that would make you 12 or 13 right.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Welcome to Pedophiles Ask the Questions

Today we would like to welcome our newest contestant, Phantom. Phantom is a 47 year old cyber stalker who has developed a reputation for preying on young girls on internet forums across the country. He's a Pisces and loves long walks in the forest. He collects clown suits and Justin Beiber posters. Now please give him a warm welcome.

[squirt]

You say your birthdate is June 28, 1967 and you said you lost your virginity in 1980 so that would make you 12 or 13 right.

My birthday is not June 28. Where did you come up with that?

[phantom]

My birthday is not June 28. Where did you come up with that?

I meant April. But the rest is right, right?

[squirt]

I meant April. But the rest is right, right?

You tell me. You were reading my thread just a bit ago. You obviously read something somewhere. In which case, I was probably not ambiguous about anything. So go back and read it again, or produce the post which is causing you to harass me yet again.

[phantom]

You tell me. You were reading my thread just a bit ago. You obviously read something somewhere. In which case, I was probably not ambiguous about anything. So go back and read it again, or produce the post which is causing you to harass me yet again.

It's the anyone remember 1980 thread.

I believe that's the year I lost my virginity.

That's awfully young to start having sex. Maybe you've been shaving a few years off your age and slipped up.

[squirt]

It's the anyone remember 1980 thread.





That's awfully young to start having sex. Maybe you've been shaving a few years off your age and slipped up.

It's very young. I was 13. So was he. We were both virgins. Sorry to thwart your harassment.

Now fuck off.

[phantom]

It's very young. I was 13. So was he. We were both virgins. Sorry to thwart your harassment.

Now fuck off.

So you didn't have parents that raised you properly. That explains a lot.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

It's very young. I was 13. So was he. We were both virgins. Sorry to thwart your harassment.

Now fuck off.

Oh, this should lead to some good questions from today's Pedophile. We'll return after these messages.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Ah, the pedophile starts looking for problems within the family. Tricky. Its always fascinating to see them work their magic.

[squirt]

So you didn't have parents that raised you properly. That explains a lot.

Gee, I didn't see that one coming 80 million miles away.

[phantom]

Flumper is squirt's new protector.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Flumper is squirt's new protector.

Flumper is wondering which 13 year old virgin you are fantasizing about. The boy or the girl.

[phantom]

I'm beginning to finally understand why you are the way you are.

[squirt]

Flumper is squirt's new protector.

Flumper is an equal opportunity asshole. I know you didn't miss his threads here about me.

[squirt]

I'm beginning to finally understand why you are the way you are.

*golf clap*

Run along, puppy.

[phantom]

Flumper thinks his name is squirt.

[BIRD33]

The logic employed here is frightening.Its a sad, sad existence for Phantom I'm guessing.