[JCW]

Is phantom not being able to get it up supposed to be a burn on me? I'm so confused.

[minorthreat]

Is phantom not being able to get it up supposed to be a burn on me? I'm so confused.

No. It's because he turns 67 this year.

[JCW]

I hope he has asked his doctor if he's healthy enough for sexual activity. Stroking yourself to underaged UJers has to be hard on the ole ticker.

[phantom]

Do you plan your phone calls with Christy around your Cialis consumption? SRO. Thanks.

Christy is nature's Cialis.

[phantom]

Why don't I just post your tits at UJ and have people rate them. That way you'll have unbiased opinions.

[BIRD33]

Christy is nature's Cialis.

Blondie has to be embarrassed by this display right?Its not its this cool guy making funny jokes getting over on everybody linking himself to her.If its possible he's dragging her down and making her look like she'd date a pathetic loser.

[Anhil8tor]

So phantom has a girlfriend and blondie is married. Surely there isn't anything wrong with a little phone sex and jacking it to internet pictures?


My question is do you have to look at chirsties pictures before having sex with your girlfriend?

[JCW]

His girlfriend is on the phone. I don't even know if they've seen each other in person. This is how he has so much time for slipping the imaginary baloney pony to Kooky Bitch.

phantom: I don't give a flying fuck what you do at UJ, you douche. Seriously. You guys think this "bad tits" smack hurts me or something. Oh noes, words on a computer screen who haven't touch tits since their momma breastfed them think mine are nasty! Waaaah!

[Anhil8tor]

No he has a real life girlfriend. They might night copulate but he has one. I doubt she knows about blondie.

JCW what size are your breasts. Please thank goat for me for pressuring you into posting them.

[JCW]

38C. Goat sure knows how to put the screws to chicks to make them do what he wants, eh?

Where did phantom say she's a real-life girlfriend? I'm 99.999% sure from previous conversations that she's an Internet/phone GF.

[UnderWhelmed]

38 long?

ZING!!!!

[JCW]

Actually, I usually use the mens size 9-12 sweat socks for a bra. The ones with the odour things in the sole for that unslightly underboob sweat.

[UnderWhelmed]

socks come in sizes 10-13. I'm calling bullshit. cept for the bewb sweat. that's believable.

[BIRD33]

I could have done without the last four hack joke posts.Thanks.

[JCW]

Dumbass. Mens come in 9-12, womens come in 10-13. I can see where you've been doing your shopping now.

I like these ones. Lots of extra nipple room.

[JCW]

I could have done without the last four hack joke posts.Thanks.

Yet you keep coming back to this thread.

[UnderWhelmed]

horizontal stripes makes your cankles look fat

[Anhil8tor]

no way someone has two intranet/phone girlfriends....

[JCW]

It's more believable that a chick would get with him in real life?!

[bam]

You just have to keep them separate like in real life. You hear about those guys who have a family in one city and a family in another one. Maybe this is the same way.