[BIRD33]

Oh BIRD you're such a meanie!! That's it, I'm PMing BEW about you.

I know you don't really think I'm a terrible poster. A terrible mod, maybe, but not a terrible poster. Let it go. Don't mod me at your board when you start one. Otherwise, back up off my nuts, you're leaving shoeprints and I just shaved.

I do in fact think you're a terrible poster.The nuts comment above is a great example.I think people who post their body parts for acceptance are pathetic.I've been distracted by the other nonsense going on here to let you know but since you brought it up I think you're basically hiding behind wooley for cover and wouldnt be here without him.He's spiriling out of control and probably a good portion of the reason why is he's associating with people who take the internet way to seriously.In short there are people here who are more pathetic then you that have made you look normal.I see through it.

[SporK]

Bird,

You are a moron. Instead of pointing out why an idiot is an idiot and risking the aforementioned idiot stop being an idiot, you shuld only amuse yourself at this idiot without pointing out why.

I like people who take the internet seriously. In fact, I am all for them doing so. You're going to end up ruining this. Shut the fuck up.

-SporK

P.s. Minorthreat, feel free to apply this post to yourself, retard.

[JCW]

Hiding behind goat for cover? I'm like twice his height.

Sorry that the guy who doesn't like anyone doesn't like me. I do my Internet comedy routine to make myself laugh and stay amused in a pretty mundane day-to-day routine. It's not about impressing you.

[BIRD33]

Its certainly not.

[JCW]

Glad it's working then. I'm off to do real life stuff, enjoy the slightly less pathetic atmosphere while I'm gone.

[BIRD33]

One of the mods "charged with facilitating a good community vibe here" change my title to "quality control expert".Thanks.

[CT280]

i dont think anyone would be able to hide behind goat, to be honest here.

[BIRD33]

I'm not saying its effective.

[CT280]

i wanted there to be no question.

[BIRD33]

Keep this on the down low but I think someone needs to sit goat down and see if every things alright.I fear he's got a tiger woods like sex addiction that makes him associate with questionable women.

[CT280]

yeah but getting his mom to post here was a grandslam. (3-4 last night with one of these babies.)

[Anhil8tor]

Listen to yourselves!

We have already lost paddy to internet whores and long lunch breaks. If goat leaves.... I will blame you two forever.

[BIRD33]

Listen to yourselves!

We have already lost paddy to internet whores and long lunch breaks. If goat leaves.... I will blame you two forever.

I share your concern, friend.Thats why I want to get to the bottom of this before goats driving to a TGI Fridays to meet some forum skank.If you could turn back time and do this for dear Paddy wouldnt you?This is a time that we pull together as a family.

[phantom]

If Bird became a UJ goddess would he have to give up being the only IT goddess or can he have dual goddesshood?

[BIRD33]

I guess those phrases means something if you're a 47 year old living his life on the internet.

[phantom]

I guess those phrases means something if you're a 47 year old living his life on the internet.

If I post for about 10 more years maybe I'll have 28,000 total at every forum combined.

[BIRD33]

If I post for about 10 more years maybe I'll have 28,000 total at every forum combined.

You'll then be 57 and still a loser.Not really seeing much of a difference.

[phantom]

You'll then be 57 and still a loser.Not really seeing much of a difference.

And you'll still be here running people. :lool:

[BIRD33]

Doubtful.If you're 47 and still a forum addict its kind of sad isnt it.Old dogs not learning new tricks and stuff.I feel sad for you.For realz.

[WoolyGoat]

#1 goat looks horrible in all this.Getting smacked around by the likes of blondie is kind of sad.When you roll around in the mud what do you expect?Lets not forget who started the original squirt thread on why she's here.I'm sure he wasnt still in blondies pocket at that point.

I look horrible?

I certainly regret IMing with her because she's a fucking psycho, but I never did anything just because she told me to, unless it was for my own amusement. I started that thread because I knew squirt came here because of blondie. Granted, it turns out banana told her to come here (presumably because of blondie), but it's all the same. I was bored and the thread was amusing.

blondie deserves the majority of the blame for this mess, but squirt isn't exactly an innocent bystander. she can't stfu either.