04-30-2010, 03:45 PM
Whats with the racist chinese accent, bam?Grow up.
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Is it?
04-30-2010, 04:02 PM
bam Wrote:Yes, I did start it. Take notes boys: No talkie unless it's dirty talk. We needs visuals and sound. Once you're done, no more talkie.
This just might be sig-worthy. SO TRUE.
JCW Wrote:Every toilet bowl has to have one turd that floats to the top, I'm just doing my part.
04-30-2010, 04:16 PM
Terrible? Really?! I take it you're not a dirty-talker? How bout a grunter or a moaner? Those can be pretty hot too.
JCW Wrote:Every toilet bowl has to have one turd that floats to the top, I'm just doing my part.
04-30-2010, 04:23 PM
Since you ladies have kids you are damaged goods.Your sexual preferences or desires do not interest me.Sorry.
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04-30-2010, 04:26 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Since you ladies have kids you are damaged goods.Your sexual preferences or desires do not interest me.Sorry.
Hey! I paid my OB/GYN off to throw a couple extra stitches in there, I'd say it's even BETTER than before. If that's possible.
JCW Wrote:Every toilet bowl has to have one turd that floats to the top, I'm just doing my part.
04-30-2010, 04:28 PM
Did you ever see the Seinfeld where George is mad at the recovering alcoholic for not apologizing for embarrassing him at a party by not letting him borrow the alcoholics cashmere sweater because Georges head is so big it would stretch the neck hole and ruin the sweater?Thats why.
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04-30-2010, 04:37 PM
I'm sure the ladies here are gonna get all depressed about what a gay bird thinks.
04-30-2010, 04:38 PM
I guess I just don't feel the need to compliment ladies online like you do you desperate fuck.
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04-30-2010, 04:39 PM
The fact that you like penis could have something to do with it too.
04-30-2010, 04:41 PM
phantom Wrote:The fact that you like penis could have something to do with it too.
Zing.My face is melting off after that one.Should I put a picture of some chicks tits who's stringing me along as my av in order to prove how manly I am?
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04-30-2010, 04:42 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Zing.My face is melting off after that one.Should I put a picture of some chicks tits who's stringing me along as my av in order to prove how manly I am?
You'd have to google them like CT did. The last tits you saw was your mom's.
04-30-2010, 04:46 PM
Wow its an avalanche of terrible come backs.Any outside observer can just tell who's getting laid and who isnt here, big guy.Maybe your "babe" will send you a new bra shot for you to jerk off to.Thats sort of like having sex.
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04-30-2010, 04:50 PM
You probably get laid so much your butt never has time to heal.
04-30-2010, 04:53 PM
I've got a girlfriend.She turns 26 in July.I get laid whenever I feel like it.How bout you?
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