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I had a weird dream last night
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Everything was in black and white and set in the early 1900s, I'd say around 1950 or so, and the scene opens to a group of African Americans cleaning off this series of pipes in an old church basement, the pipes are intertwined like the roots of a tree. They're using these big brushes and clearing out all this dirt from the pipes, working very hurriedly. After a few minutes of chatter and talking, all indistinct, the pipes are finally cleaned, and a man stands above the crowd in the front of the room and declares "My brothers we have done it! Chanticleer Hegemony is BACK IN BUSINESS!" and everyone cheers.

This is an actual dream I had.


Does this mean I'm gay?

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#2

More racist than gay, I'd say. I'm no expert though.

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#3

sounds like a ned from bubba the sponge dream
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JCW Wrote:More racist than gay, I'd say. I'm no expert though.

How is that racist? So because they're black they can't go to church? They can't be clean? Perhaps it is YOU who is the racist, sir.

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#5

It was the "my brothers" part. Sheesh!

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JCW Wrote:It was the "my brothers" part. Sheesh!

Oh, well that's entirely valid my apologies

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#7

Apology accepted. Don't let it happen again.

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Undeadcannibal Wrote:How is that racist? So because they're black they can't go to church? They can't be clean? Perhaps it is YOU who is the racist, sir.

She's a bit of a ding bat.


I'd say it means you need to take a good long shit.

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Undeadcannibal Wrote:Everything was in black and white and set in the early 1900s, I'd say around 1950 or so, and the scene opens to a group of African Americans cleaning off this series of pipes in an old church basement, the pipes are intertwined like the roots of a tree. They're using these big brushes and clearing out all this dirt from the pipes, working very hurriedly. After a few minutes of chatter and talking, all indistinct, the pipes are finally cleaned, and a man stands above the crowd in the front of the room and declares "My brothers we have done it! Chanticleer Hegemony is BACK IN BUSINESS!" and everyone cheers.

This is an actual dream I had.


Does this mean I'm gay?


yes

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#10

don't eat the mushrooms that grow near the toilets.
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i think he meant he had a wet dream last nite

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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dodsno Wrote:don't eat the mushrooms that grow near the toilets.

What about licking the seats of the toilets that grow near the mushrooms?

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snarg Wrote:i think he meant he had a wet dream last nite

to be completely honest, I don't recall ever having a dream that wasn't wet. ;D ;D ;D

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Undeadcannibal Wrote:What about licking the seats of the toilets that grow near the mushrooms?

If dressed in a Greek plumber suit and humming God Save The Queen it's allowed....

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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leeman Wrote:If dressed in a Greek plumber suit and humming God Save The Queen it's allowed....

I don't remember all of God Save The Queen...will O Canada suffice?

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Undeadcannibal Wrote:I don't remember all of God Save The Queen...will O Canada suffice?

If you deep throat a curling stone at the same time.

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leeman Wrote:If you deep throat a curling stone at the same time.

Easily done, ol chum! They call me the Snakeblade where I come from.

...not exactly sure why, but they also know me for deep throating curling stones.

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Undeadcannibal Wrote:I don't remember all of God Save The Queen...will O Canada suffice?

UH, hell no.

I went the cleaning of the pipes angle but it might also mean you're gay.

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Blondie Wrote:UH, hell no.

I went the cleaning of the pipes angle but it might also mean you're gay.

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GAY FOR YOU

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SWOON

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