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I won't be going to Bonnaroo this year. Rothbury isn't happening this year. I am bummed.

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Maybe Lilith.

[BIRD33]

you ever take a shit and look at it and think theres blood in your stool but then you remember you ate some red peppers recently?

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you ever take a shit and look at it and think theres blood in your stool but then you remember you ate some red peppers recently?

Never that exact thought, no.

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Ever had your eyeball bleed for no reason?

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My hair still hurts.

[Anhil8tor]

you ever take a shit and look at it and think theres blood in your stool but then you remember you ate some red peppers recently?

I see tomatoes sometimes but not red peppers.

[bam]

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

[Anhil8tor]

Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?

[Anhil8tor]

Why is it ok to take candy from strangers only on Halloween?

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If Mars has an earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

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Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?