01-28-2010, 08:08 PM
leucifer Wrote:Did you mention to her that that doesn't affect her mouth?
I just masturbated while looking at her through the bay window when she was pulling out of my driveway.
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I just masturbated while looking at her through the bay window when she was pulling out of my driveway.
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01-28-2010, 09:07 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:I just masturbated while looking at her through the bay window when she was pulling out of my driveway.
Are you that guy that got arrested for standing nude in his own house in front of his front window?
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01-28-2010, 09:11 PM
Why can't people just spend time together for Valentine's Day? A dinner and a movie, no fuss. I'll put this on recored, Jimmy.
Also: sex. Also on record.
Also: sex. Also on record.
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01-28-2010, 09:12 PM
Banana Wrote:Why can't people just spend time together for Valentine's Day? A dinner and a movie, no fuss. I'll put this on recored, Jimmy.
Also: sex. Also on record.
Does anywhere even sell records anymore? Maybe you should join us in 2010 and have sex on a CD, or better yet, an iPad.
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01-28-2010, 09:14 PM
Banana Wrote:Also: sex. Also on record.
with each other?
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01-28-2010, 09:14 PM
I don't have sex while I'm on the iPad.
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01-28-2010, 09:15 PM
Jimmy Wrote:with each other?
Unless you wanted to invite my sister.
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01-28-2010, 09:15 PM
Banana Wrote:I don't have sex while I'm on the iPad.
Were you at Bird's house the other night?
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01-28-2010, 09:16 PM
No, he took out a restraining order.
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01-28-2010, 09:23 PM
Banana Wrote:No, he took out a restraining order.
Wow. Touchy, isn't he?
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01-28-2010, 09:28 PM
I'm getting my girlfriend one of those tree air fresheners for valentines day.
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01-28-2010, 09:29 PM
leucifer Wrote:Wow. Touchy, isn't he?
In truth she just can't get her head through the door.
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01-28-2010, 09:31 PM
COMPLETELY UNRELATED, Jimmy - I found out how much it would cost to get a new wedding band.
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01-28-2010, 09:34 PM
Banana Wrote:COMPLETELY UNRELATED, Jimmy - I found out how much it would cost to get a new wedding band.
My two cents: Go with an 80s Cover Band.
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01-28-2010, 09:34 PM
Jimmy Wrote:but the old one still plays good tunes. maybe just new guitar strings.
Jimmy and I finish each others ...
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01-28-2010, 09:35 PM
Jimmy Wrote:but the old one still plays good tunes. maybe just new guitar strings.
For that price, you are absolutely correct.
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01-28-2010, 09:36 PM
leucifer Wrote:Jimmy and I finish each others ...
I deleted mine. Second place is the first loser. No one likes the lightning, only the thunder.
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01-28-2010, 09:36 PM
leucifer Wrote:Jimmy and I finish each others ...
I'll leave you two alone now.
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