[leucifer]

Well Valentines is right around the corner, and I could use some help. Does anyone have any ideas on how I can get out of having to do anything, but still get sex?

[JCW]

Take your $20 and buy a hooker? Otherwise I think you're gonna have to at LEAST do dinner or chocolates or jewelry or something.

[bam]

Or find a chick that doesn't celebrate the over-rated holiday that is Valentine's Day

[leeman]

Celebrate what ???

[bam]

Exactly! My boyfriend lucked out- I don't celebrate Valentine's Day, Sweetest Day or anniversaries- I couldn't even tell you what day our anniversary is lol

[BIRD33]

What is sweetest day?

I buy 12 dollar flowers and then aim for her eyes.Win win.

[bam]

Some bullshit holiday like Valentine's day I guess

[leucifer]

Take your $20 and buy a hooker? Otherwise I think you're gonna have to at LEAST do dinner or chocolates or jewelry or something.

That's a little more than I am willing to spend.

[leucifer]

Some bullshit holiday like Valentine's day I guess

Never heard of Sweetest Day. Are you Canadian or something...?

[BIRD33]

What day is that?

[bam]

Fuck no, I'm not Canadian. I just did a Wiki search on it. Apparently it's a regional thing...

Sweetest Day is an observance celebrated primarily in the Great Lakes region, and parts of the Northeast United States on the third Saturday in October.[1] Once known as a day to spread love and cheer to the unfortunate, this popular holiday in the northern U.S. is now known as a day to show affection to the loved ones in your life. It is described by Retail Confectioners International as an "occasion which offers all of us an opportunity to remember not only the sick, aged and orphaned, but also friends, relatives and associates whose helpfulness and kindness we have enjoyed."[2] Sweetest Day has also been referred to as a "concocted promotion"[3] created by the candy industry solely to increase sales of candy.

Sweetest Day now largely involves giving small presents such as greeting cards, candy, and flowers to loved ones. Making breakfast for loved ones is an accepted way to start the day in the south, especially in Texas. While it is not as large or widely observed as Valentine's Day, it is still celebrated in parts of the United States, despite persistent allegations of being a "Hallmark holiday." [9]

Retail Confectioners International describes it as "much more important for candymakers in some regions than in others (Detroit, Cleveland and Buffalo being the biggest Sweetest Day cities)".[2] In 2006, Hallmark marketed 151 greeting card designs for Sweetest Day. American Greetings marketed 178.[10

[leucifer]

Fuck no, I'm not Canadian. I just did a Wiki search on it. Apparently it's a regional thing...

Sweetest Day is an observance celebrated primarily in the Great Lakes region, and parts of the Northeast United States on the third Saturday in October.[1] Once known as a day to spread love and cheer to the unfortunate, this popular holiday in the northern U.S. is now known as a day to show affection to the loved ones in your life. It is described by Retail Confectioners International as an "occasion which offers all of us an opportunity to remember not only the sick, aged and orphaned, but also friends, relatives and associates whose helpfulness and kindness we have enjoyed."[2] Sweetest Day has also been referred to as a "concocted promotion"[3] created by the candy industry solely to increase sales of candy.

Sweetest Day now largely involves giving small presents such as greeting cards, candy, and flowers to loved ones. Making breakfast for loved ones is an accepted way to start the day in the south, especially in Texas. While it is not as large or widely observed as Valentine's Day, it is still celebrated in parts of the United States, despite persistent allegations of being a "Hallmark holiday." [9]

Retail Confectioners International describes it as "much more important for candymakers in some regions than in others (Detroit, Cleveland and Buffalo being the biggest Sweetest Day cities)".[2] In 2006, Hallmark marketed 151 greeting card designs for Sweetest Day. American Greetings marketed 178.[10

Sounds Canadian... >_>

[bam]

I can assure you I'm not Canadian.

[leucifer]

I can assure you I'm not Canadian.

I'll believe you for now. But if you start to throw the letter U into random words where it has no place, like color and favor, then all bets are off.

[bam]

Trust me, I'm originally from NC. There won't be any unnecessary letters in my words.

[leucifer]

Nope. I guess you'd be more likely to leave letters out. Do they say "y'all" in NC?

[bam]

They do. I do not. Then again, I am now in Ohio.

[leucifer]

They do. I do not. Then again, I am now in Ohio.

Ohio? Are you Amish?

[BIRD33]

She's Canadian.Keep up.

[bam]

No, not Amish either. I'm pretty sure if I were Amish, I wouldn't be online right now.