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Letters to people

Quote:Originally posted by Banana@Nov 4 2004, 03:56 PM
Hi, Pepsi

How are you? How is that flesh-eating parasite that infected your brain? Has it starved to death yet? Anyway, let's dispense with social pleasantries: Take a chair; face the blackboard, and pay attention while I explain the 'Theory Of Why You Are A Pitiful Fuckweasel' to you. After reading your inept missive, I can't decide if syntax, logic, or control of your bowels is your weakest skill. You seem to excel in areas requiring dazzling ineptitude. Perhaps you should run for US President? (Although I doubt many would take a passive-aggressive dwarf hunchback in a wheelchair handing out 'Fuckweasel For President' pamphlets seriously. Insanity doesn't just run in your family, it does the decathlon and heptathlon at Olympic level. Contrary to your impudent assertion, you slanderous blackguard, I have painstakingly analysed all of the problems submitted to me by hordes of hapless and woebegone plebeians and answered each one with a magnitude of profound empathy, wisdom and human compassion worthy of recognition by a Nobel Peace Prize. While it is appropriate that you should be envious of my superlative self, I suggest that you moderate the severity of the querulous and begrudging nature of your crux idée fixe, lest it lax your fingertip grip on reality and send you plunging into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. Lord knows, you're already halfway there.

I hope this helps,
God
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i understood 4 words in that paragraph all to come to this conclusion...

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!! :wub:
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Quote:Originally posted by Banana@Nov 4 2004, 02:58 PM
Dear It Members,

My advice is to think about what you want to type before you type; and then, don't bother typing it.

I hope this helps,

Sin,
7
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Banana,


RACKITY RACK FUCKING RACK!


Sin,

7
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7 and pepsi are really the easiest.......


Dear IT members,

Recently, it has come to my attention that many of you think I am not "nice." You mean: be as nice as you? As you all lack all higher intellectual faculties, it follows that you also lack all sense of irony (No, 'irony' isn't about removing creases from sheets and shirts). You all are like psychopaths running around a psychiatric ward, screaming: "You're all crazy!" Next time you throw a punch, try not to have it land on your own ear, you clueless, gyrating spastic retards.

Sin,
7
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Quote:Originally posted by Banana@Nov 4 2004, 03:12 PM
7 and pepsi are really the easiest.......
Dear IT members,

Recently, it has come to my attention that many of you think I am not "nice." You mean: be as nice as you? As you all lack all higher intellectual faculties, it follows that you also lack all sense of irony (No, 'irony' isn't about removing creases from sheets and shirts). You all are like psychopaths running around a psychiatric ward, screaming: "You're all crazy!" Next time you throw a punch, try not to have it land on your own ear, you clueless, gyrating spastic retards.

Sin,
7
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WINNER! :llma:
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Banana Wrote:Dear Pepsi


BOOOOOOOO. You suck! Eat shit. Die. Oh you already got the memo? Our bad.

Warmest Regards,
The Great People of Insane Train

I wasn't a memeber then FTR
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Dear Anhilator,

Please stop editing peoples post if its offensive to a female you might be trying to get panties from.


Sin,

The principals IT was founded on

See You In Toledo
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8 should be demoded, fuck that in no boards editing should be allowed
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ntype Wrote:8 should be demoded, fuck that in no boards editing should be allowed
Dear Ntype,

I won't be revisiting this thread again since I know I was wrong and it makes me look like a chickenshit bitch.


Regards,

8

See You In Toledo
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What posts did 8 edit?
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He edited all mine to make me look smarter.

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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Why is there two of these threads? On in the HOF and this is a different one. I blame 8 for the merge error.

Insert clever, witty and amusing signature here.
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Cucumber Wrote:Why is there two of these threads? On in the HOF and this is a different one. I blame 8 for the merge error.

Some fukker who tried to move it to hof actually only copied it.

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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Dear Leeman,

My grandparents saving your country from the Nazi's should at least be worth you not fucking with the site for more then a year so all my cookies don't get fucked up and make logging in here a total nightmare for a month.Your consideration of this matter is greatly appreciated.

Sincerley,

BIRD33

P.S.

How's Tricks?

See You In Toledo
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dear tweety

i will not be resigning the lease this year
altho the huge empty space was fun for awhile, it grows boring
you can move on now


sin

snarg

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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Dear snarg,

All of your posts today pertain to me.This confuses me as to who is obsessed.

Regards,

BIRD33

See You In Toledo
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BIRD33 Wrote:Dear snarg,

All of your posts today pertain to me.This confuses me as to who is obsessed.

Regards,

BIRD33

honestly, the only person i feel sorrier for than you is your supposed girlfriend

i'm a compassionate guy that way

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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