[Oli-dogg]

I've just been resurrected by Leeman, so it's time for battle...

Oli-dogg’s back in two thousand and nine
My absence a crime, I was frozen in time
Online with a rhyme, this could be my comeback
Step back little bitches, let go of my nut-sack

I’ve been there and done-that, sit back and observe
I’ll destroy you in a battle, get dropped like a turd
Ask ntype or Bird, who I used to slap daily
No if, buts or maybe, they both want my baby

Where’s blueeyed-lady? She’ll tell you the facts
All retards get slapped, when Oli-dogg raps
I'd pick up my pad, and sit down with a pencil
But I rap online so that wouldn’t make sense-to…

Tear up the paper, snap the pencil in half
When I type on the keyboard my fingers kick-ass
My keystyle’s so fast, I don’t freestyle I charge$$$
Pay up you re-tards, Oli-dogg’s crazy-large!

I accept VISA cards, a rap assassin for hire
For the higher buyer, I’ll conspire and spit fire
Do you have a desire, to see someone run?
If so I’m the one, with my lyrical gun

I torture and slaughter, with killer rap poems
Watch me stoop to new lows, like my name was Dow Jones
They won’t see me coming, “Who hit me, where was-he?”
It’s Oli-dogg bitches, the stealth-like rap Aussie

I don’t need a posse, I slap bitches solo
Get smacked if you’re a retard, dirty ho or a homo
I'll battle rap slow-mo, and still be too quick
Step up little bitches, who’s next for a hit!?

[Ntype]

[Paddy]

I'd pick up my pad

I got a mention, sweet.

[Oli-dogg]

I own a lot of Homo’s but I’m not a Homowner
Mike might have a clit, but I don’t get no-boner
You must be a loner, posting from the South Pole
You spelt Antarctica wrong you illiterate mole

Get back in your hole, and comeback with the ‘c’
You’ll need letters not pictures against the D-O-double-G
That’s one point to me, a big zero for Jesse
You retards don’t stress-me, this shit could get messy…

[Oli-dogg]

I got a mention, sweet.

Hello Paddy, I'd just like to add...
The pad's not that bad, it's the best pad I've had.

[Ntype]

You’ll need letters not pictures against the D-O-double-G

I got one less you got two more.
Good dogie.

[Blondie]

I own a lot of Homo’s but I’m not a Homowner

Ha!

[BIRD33]

Is oli dog still living with ymp?not that that makes you gay or anything.

[Banana]

Oh good. This guy is back.

[Blondie]

Hello Paddy, I'd just like to add...
The pad's not that bad, it's the best pad I've had.

You too eh?

[Oli-dogg]

I got one less you got two more.

Is oli dog still living with ymp?

Jesse makes a good point, the second ‘g’ is a spare
But I might keep it there, now I know that you care
Please make Bird aware, that my name has a hyphen
And he can’t see both g’s because one of em’s silent?

[Oli-dogg]

You too eh?

Ha!

So Blondie approves, I’m glad you’re amused
Do you rate Paddy’s moves, above all your other dudes?
If that’s who you choose, then the rest need-to-know
They’re all free-to-go, don’t be a greedy-ho

Yo Birds free-to-blow, because he can’t find a lady
After 33 attempts, he’s given up gaily
Save him for a rainy…day - you never know!
The homo glow might just go if you put on a show

Oh good. This guy is back.

To my new fan Cucumber, Oli-dogg’s got your number
If I don't take the Flumper, you can be my Boy Wonder

[Oli-dogg]

Is oli dog still living with ymp?not that that makes you gay or anything.

YMP tried to leave and bail out like a punk
He wanted to move out, because I took the top bunk
Now he’s locked in my trunk, in solitary confinement
He was noisy at first but then he fell silent

I’m not always violent, my words can defeat-you
Seek-you and beat-you, without having to meet-you
Depends who you speak-to, some say I’m aggressive
Cause I do what it takes to deliver my message

Next homo please!

[buzzdog]

Sup Sup Sup..
Just watched 2 girls and cup..
YMP is just another gimp in leather...
That knob comes back with one liners like Whatever.

I come crashing through, slicing and dicing..
Like YMP eating Cookie Jars Icing.
Better be-ware as you chumps wouldn't dare
Buzzdog is in the house, get your shit square!

[buzzdog]

YMP is the king of Tools!
In the words of Mr T, pitty the Fool!

Oli - D 'o' double G and Buzzdog to the Fashizel
Nothing and nowone can topple this manama Nizel!

[Oli-dogg]

This battle has taken an interesting turn
Will YMP burn or will he return?
Should I adjourn, or continue my duty?
Do I back YMP or team up with the newbie?

With Buzzdog rapping and YMP napping
Hold off with the clapping, cause anything could happen
I suppose they'll oppose and exchange a few blows
While Oli-dogg raps and slaps all you ho's...