[Banana]

you might ask. But, you would not be the only one!

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/god5.htm

[BIRD33]

Its a great question.The sad part is the bible thumpers think its gods great plan for someone to be born with no arms and legs.

[Pickle]

I wish I had your job.

[Banana]

I wish I had your job.

You don't have a job. cratch:

[Pickle]

Exactly. I don't get paid to look up really obscure things all day long, I just do it for my own amusement!

Oh, and I DO have a job, as soon as school is done!

[BIRD33]

Handjob school?

[Pickle]

Pretty much, actually.

[Banana]

Exactly. I don't get paid to look up really obscure things all day long, I just do it for my own amusement!

Oh, and I DO have a job, as soon as school is done!

Ten and a half years. I've paid my dues.

And FTR, my boss sent me that link. I wish i had HIS job.

[BIRD33]

Massage therapy school?

[Pickle]

Yup. But I've posted that before.

[BIRD33]

I didnt know that.My sister did that for a while but ended up hating it.She's not a people person so I never understood why she thought she could do that.

[Pickle]

I really enjoy it so far. But I've yet to deal with anyone perverted or completely disgusting, so I guess we'll see.

[Banana]

Sadly, my boss also sent me this shit. There are cats, monkeys and gerbils. So, VitE, ntype and 8 will all be happy.

http://bellflower.elfle.com/need-somethi...drink.html

[quint]

happy ending?
paddy wants know if there is a lunchtime special.

[Pickle]

I'll be happy to direct him to my male coworker. I am pretty sure he does extras for free.

[BIRD33]

yea the first time some fat slob moves your hand towards his crotch will test you love for the business.

I dated a girl who had her own table and it was like that sienfeld episode where she didnt like giving out massages to people off duty.It was kind of frustrating.

[Pickle]

Best part though is I absolutely 100% have the right to kick anyone out of my room at any time, get paid for it, and put them on a 'do not book' list.

[BIRD33]

You should have some sweet hours.The girl I know was always at this bar I hang out at till 2 am on weekdays so I asked her how she gets away with that and she said she never books clients until noon.

[Pickle]

The place I'll be working at doesn't open til noon most days, 4 hours saturday, sunday and monday off. And from there I can make my own hours, too. And you don't have to be there if you don't have a client booked.

[Banana]

:lool: I actually read that article (now).

A simple experiment

For this experiment, we need to find a deserving person who has had both of his legs amputated. For example, find a sincere, devout veteran of the Iraqi war, or a person who was involved in a tragic automobile accident.

Anyone know where we can find someone to help us!?