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Who was Jesus?
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THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
His first name was Jesus.
He was bilingual.
He was always being harassed by the authorities.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
He called everybody "brother".
He liked Gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
He went into his father's business.
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He worked in the building trades.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He started a new religion.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.
(and now the MOST Compelling EVIDENCE

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
He fed a crowd, at a moment's notice, when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

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#2

:bump:
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#3

Fuck off back to aints

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#4

you fuckers are boring me lately... had to go back into old threads for some entertainment today.
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#5

this one wasn't entertaining

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#6

She's a bible thumper.This thread brought her closer to her savior.

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#7

he told some great stories

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#8

he sure did LOL
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#9

I didn't see any mention of Mel Gibson's perspective, or did I miss that one...

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