[bam]

Have sex or do the Jillian Michaels PowerSculpt??? Tough choice...

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

how fat are you?

[Banana]

Why does this need to be an either/or ?

[bam]

how fat are you?

Aww, how nice of you to ask. I would like to lose 15 pounds

[bam]

Why does this need to be an either/or ?

I thought about that after I typed it in. It can probably be an "and."

[BIRD33]

Incorporate sex into your squats.

[Banana]

what sort of program is the power sculpt?
what are you doing for cardio?

[bam]

what sort of program is the power sculpt?
what are you doing for cardio?

It's basically aerobics and weight training in one- targeting all of the major muscle groups.

[bam]

Incorporate sex into your squats.

So are you going to help out with that?

[BIRD33]

So are you going to help out with that?

I'm not a piece of meat you know.

[bam]

I'm not a piece of meat you know.

Okay, okay- you're right- you deserve more respect than that.

Talk to you tomorrow

[Michman]

I think Bird has the hots for Bam. Just stating the obvious.

[Anhil8tor]

I think michman is a terrible poster.


Once again just stating the obvious.

[BIRD33]

I think Bird has the hots for Bam. Just stating the obvious.

I've also got the hots for you obviously if all it takes is responding to posts.What are you doing later?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Aww, how nice of you to ask. I would like to lose 15 pounds

Okay. Let's do the math on this.

Most chicks are about 5-6". And the ideal weight for them would be around 125 lbs.

Now, we also know, from scientific research, that most chicks know that they will never be 125 lbs so they have learned to accept 135 lbs as their normal weight.

Now, we also know from historical data, that most chicks consider 137 or 138 to be about 135 since it depends on water retention, time of day, bowel movements, etc.

So, if we start with an acceptable weight of 138 and then factor in the fact that most chicks lie to themselves about what they weigh, then we have to add another 4 lbs to that and start with 142 lbs as the "target" weight.

Now adding 15 lbs to that would get us to 157 lbs. And we know from well documented cases, that if a chick says they need to lose 15 lbs, that really means they want to lose 20 lbs. So we have to add another 5 lbs to that.

So, I would suspect that you weigh close to 162 lbs right now.

Way to fat to be fucking for a 5'6" tall chick. Hit the workout video. I love you.

[Paddy]

He's got a point.

[PinesChic]

I'm not a piece of meat you know.

your right... your a piece of foul

foul   adjective, -er, -est, adverb, noun, verb–adjective

1. grossly offensive to the senses; disgustingly loathsome; noisome: a foul smell.
2. containing or characterized by offensive or noisome matter: foul air; foul stagnant water.
3. filthy or dirty, as places, receptacles, clothes, etc.
4. muddy, as a road.
5. clogged or obstructed with foreign matter


sorry.... I just had to do it.

[WoolyGoat]

*you're




you're a fucking moron

[PinesChic]

thank you


and you bore me

[snarg]

that would be "fowl"

she is a fucking moron, wooly, but why has this one garnered such a strong reaction??
there have been so many others you've ignored