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18# Canadians think hockey matters.

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#19. Orientals are the worst drivers.

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20. Cab drivers are decendents of the Persian Empire.

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21. Orientals can squat longer than any other race of people.

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22. Blacks always congregate on the east side of a town.

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23. Whites normally live on the side of town that is "up-river" from the rest of town. Typically this is the north side of town, but can vary depending on the geography.

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#24 Koreans look like chinese

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#25 Blacks always live near MLK Blvd.

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26. You will not find any cats in Oriental neighborhoods.

[Vitamin E]

#27 White people are the only race that thinks OJ did it

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28. Vietnamese people are very skinny.

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29. Blacks are better at all parts of football except throwing or kicking.

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#30 Whites find Larry the cable guy funny.

[Vitamin E]

#31 Math is easier thru squinty eyes.

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32. Countries with mandatory military requirements have more foreign graduate students per capita.

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33. Germans make lamp shades out of all sorts of material

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34. Irish bars smell like stale beer and vomit.

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35. Blacks rarely are good swimmers.

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36. Most Mexicans work in construction or food service industries.

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37. blacks are horrible tippers