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Apple just PM'ed me
#1

and told me to go stand on a corner with my shoulder blades together.

I think she just called me a whore. :confused:

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#2

why??

and are you sure she said "shoulders" and not "legs"

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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#3

snarg Wrote:why??

and are you sure she said "shoulders" and not "legs"

Isn't it obvious? And no it was "Legs shoulder width apart, should blades together"
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#4

I remember an old wives tale about an aspirin or something.

whatever, I'm not a chick. I doubt I'll get pregnant.

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#5

I'm sorry but that won't improve your rack.

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#6

It's not about improving the rack, it's about making more space for jizz. Duh.
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#7

apple Wrote:It's not about improving the rack, it's about making more space for jizz. Duh.

When did jizz become such a consumer of chest space?

leeman Wrote:I love the meathead...
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#8

Update:
apple Wrote:
Banana Wrote:
apple Wrote:
Banana Wrote:
apple Wrote:
Banana Wrote:My arms hurt

Go stand on a corner with your shoulder blades pressed in

:confused:


Is snarg gay?

:lool: Don't think so, why?

:$ Just wondering....nm

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#9

is the fruit trying to get knocked up agin??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#10

you don't think so???????
ftr, snarg is not ghey

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#11

snarg Wrote:is the fruit trying to get knocked up agin??

Huh

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#12

Which fruit, I wasn't paying attention.

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#13

snarg Wrote:you don't think so???????
ftr, snarg is not ghey

That's too bad Wink
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#14

ok, snarg is ghey
what's next??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#15

ok, snarg is ghey
what's next??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#16

snarg Wrote:ok, snarg is ghey
what's next??

Ok, I'll snap this up to go along with my existing sig.

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#17

Oh, snap!
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#18

Don't you have to be able to get it up to be considered straight or gay?He's kind of a tube of play dough down there.

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#19

look for my pix on the turd page of the site
thanx

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#20

he can still take it up the ass.
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