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A conversation with TomFoolery
#1

About once a month I receive random text messages from TomFoolery. They almost always are about assholes and gayness.

Here is the latest....

Tom: Hillbillies use your asshole as a string bass when they get a hoedown started.

mt: They use your asshole as an asshole when they get horny.

Tom: Fuck.

mt: Exactly. You gotta get up pretty early to get one over on me, hairpie.

Tom: Or I just have to have you ignore the $$$$ smack I sent last week.

mt: They were so bad they didn't warrant a response.

Tom: Fuck that shit. You know I only put out platinum hits.

mt: Platinum hits in a Young MC world.

Drink it in.
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#2

mt>tf

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#3

Fuck TF.

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#4

He's a fucking drama queen.

See You In Toledo
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#5

what board is he posting on now that he is single?
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#6

how do you know he's single?

See You In Toledo
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#7

BIRD33 Wrote:how do you know he's single?

EXCELLENT question.

8?

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#8

minorthreat Wrote:mt: Platinum hits in a Young MC world.

$$$$

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#9

Banana Wrote:EXCELLENT question.

8?
I knew he was single.

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#10

WoolyGoat Wrote:I knew he was single.

As did I. The question is, how does 8 know?

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#11

how did you two know?
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#12

You told us.Spill the beans, pussy.

See You In Toledo
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#13

Anhil8tor Wrote:how did you two know?
he told me the whole story over some bowls of chowder at Legal Seafood several months ago.

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#14

WoolyGoat Wrote:he told me the whole story over some bowls of chowder at Legal Seafood several months ago.

the tifoo is alone.

sad tifoo who abandonned
his internet celbretiy for some celery
ahah

/drunk

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#15

I had lunch with his ex.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#16

I believe that.

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#17

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jesus, boss
wtf????????




oh, yeah, i'm wit tweety on this one

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#18

Paddy Wrote:I had lunch with his ex.
shocking news

Banana Wrote:I've already said that who is my fave motivational poster

Try not to irritate Bird he is Vagina Sensitive
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#19

Paddy Wrote:I had lunch with his ex.

Oh cool. Now I know who you are over at Mag 7.

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#20

she paid i'm sure.
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