[Firemanz84]

A blonde police officer pulls over another blonde
in a convertible sports car for speeding.

She walks over to the car and asks the blonde
driver for some I.D. The blonde driver searches
through her purse in vain.

Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"

The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing
with your picture on it." The blonde driver searches
for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact,
opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She
hands the compact to the blonde cop.

The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few
seconds, then rolls her eyes, hands the compact
back to the blonde convertible driver, and says,
"If you had told me you were a police officer when
I first pulled you over we could have avoided this
whole thing!"

[Smackinoff]

hehe nice

[Velvet]

:lol: Good one firemanz

[lad]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[txbubba]

that's so corny but i can't help but to laugh. good one.

[Firemanz84]

Originally posted by txbubba@Mar 12 2004, 02:13 PM
that's so corny but i can't help but to laugh.  good one.

Wait til you see my pic of the blonde and the ear of corn then...

[txbubba]

Originally posted by Firemanz84+Mar 12 2004, 08:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Firemanz84 @ Mar 12 2004, 08:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-txbubba@Mar 12 2004, 02:13 PM
that's so corny but i can't help but to laugh.&nbsp; good one.

Wait til you see my pic of the blonde and the ear of corn then... [/b][/quote]
lol. don't keep us waiting...................

[Firemanz84]

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.

The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde

was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw

another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped

her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that

give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you

what's coming to you!"

[Firemanz84]

What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?

She peed on her corn flakes.

[Firemanz84]

One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
''You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''