[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

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3rth age tv welcomes yxou

[leeman]

Hahaa!!

[BIRD33]

What religion are you?

[Anhil8tor]

What religion are you?

He's gonna duck it dog. He is ashamed to proclaim either way.

In 2000, The religious demographics of Texas were:[3]

* Evangelical Protestant – 24.4%
* Mainline Protestant – 8.1%
* Orthodox – 0.1%
* Roman Catholic – 21.0%
* Hindu,Sikhs,Buddhists,Muslim,others; 2.0%
* Unclaimed – 44.5%

The largest single denominations by number of adherents in 2000 were the Catholic Church 4,368,969, the Southern Baptist Convention 3,519,459 and the United Methodist Church 1,022,342[3]. Figures further note that there are approximately 400,000 Muslims in Texas.[4]

[BIRD33]

Heres a question for you faggots....

Say you just started seeing a woman and have to tell her something uncomfortable like you slept with her sister 5 years ago(not actually whats happening but something touchy like that,no diseases or anything).Now if you are actually liking this chick do you say something before you are intimate with her or do you wait until afterwards kind of like setting the hook on a fish?I need an answer by 5 oclock tommorow.

[BIRD33]

He's gonna duck it dog. He is ashamed to proclaim either way.

In 2000, The religious demographics of Texas were:[3]

* Evangelical Protestant – 24.4%
* Mainline Protestant – 8.1%
* Orthodox – 0.1%
* Roman Catholic – 21.0%
* Hindu,Sikhs,Buddhists,Muslim,others; 2.0%
* Unclaimed – 44.5%

The largest single denominations by number of adherents in 2000 were the Catholic Church 4,368,969, the Southern Baptist Convention 3,519,459 and the United Methodist Church 1,022,342[3]. Figures further note that there are approximately 400,000 Muslims in Texas.[4]

He's definitly not catholic.I don't get a baptist vibe so I'm pretty sure he's a methodist.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Heres a question for you faggots....

Say you just started seeing a woman and have to tell her something uncomfortable like you slept with her sister 5 years ago(not actually whats happening but something touchy like that,no diseases or anything).Now if you are actually liking this chick do you say something before you are intimate with her or do you wait until afterwards kind of like setting the hook on a fish?I need an answer by 5 oclock tommorow.

This has happened to me a lot. First rule is that you never admit to anything in your past unless you are caught red handed. If that happens, then you have two choices:

1. Lie like a mother fucker.

2. Act like "wtf? it wasn't a big deal. let's go to dinner". Totally blow it off.

So, that being said, you don't bring it up. Start banging her or whatever you plan to do. Odds are it won't work out anyway.

You might need Spork's opinion on this, too.

[Jimmy]

It was her Mother wasn't it?

[BIRD33]

This has happened to me a lot. First rule is that you never admit to anything in your past unless you are caught red handed. If that happens, then you have two choices:

1. Lie like a mother fucker.

2. Act like "wtf? it wasn't a big deal. let's go to dinner". Totally blow it off.

So, that being said, you don't bring it up. Start banging her or whatever you plan to do. Odds are it won't work out anyway.

You might need Spork's opinion on this, too.

Sporks opinon is fuck her while plunging her head in the toilet.Duly noted.

I've got to say something.She's going to find out some time no doubt.I'm already sort of lying, shades of the truth is how I'm thinking of it.I'm thinking I'll just keep my mouth shut tommorrow, get her addicted to my crank and then tell her in a week or so.

[BIRD33]

It was her Mother wasn't it?

Nope.

[Anhil8tor]

I'm thinking methodist too. Its got to be something he is ashamed of for whatever reason.


Play it off as long as possible. By the time it comes up you may not be together.

[BIRD33]

I'm thinking methodist too. Its got to be something he is ashamed of for whatever reason.


Play it off as long as possible. By the time it comes up you may not be together.

Bush is a methodist so thats probably what he's ashamed of.

Finish this sentence...."I didnt tell you this right away because..."

[cLaY]

Sporks opinon is fuck her while plunging her head in the toilet.Duly noted.

I've got to say something.She's going to find out some time no doubt.I'm already sort of lying, shades of the truth is how I'm thinking of it.I'm thinking I'll just keep my mouth shut tommorrow, get her addicted to my crank and then tell her in a week or so.

Private Message the situation and I'll give my expert advice. I may ask my wife if need be.

[WoolyGoat]

I thought we stopped keeping secrets from each other after the Paddy fiasco?

[BIRD33]

Frosty locks with his one post a day habit is not in the inner circle.

[WoolyGoat]

I'm crushed.



edit: I miss you too.