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[ ] I've been shacked up with an 18 year old underwear model that works at Hooter's and suffers from an acute case of sexual addition.
[ ] One of my clients flew me out on a charter jet to play in the Pro-Am for he Master's and after drinking with Tiger Woods, I was invited to his place to have sex with his wife.
[ ] This was the only week I could schedule my penis reduction surgery and still take advantage of my deductible being met on this year's medical insurance.
[ ] I love you.
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[x] BIRD33 was in Charlotte on business and Flumper missed him so bad he made a thread about him.BIRD > Flumper.
Funny story about Charlotte.They put us up at the Omni in the center of Charlotte's downtown so there were 50 bars and places to eat in walking distance.Wednesday night we eat at Mccormicks and then go to the fox and the hound for drinks.A guy from my company who covers the center of PA and I left there to find a place with more women.We are walking down the street to another place and we pass this guy from California who was in our group talking to this black homeless guy lying on a bench.When I see homeless people I don't look so I don't get hit up for anything so I don't realize I know the guy talking to him until we walk right next to him and I hear him say to the bum "Why don't you come back to my room to sleep it off?" I turn and look at the guy but keep walking.At first I thought maybe the guys a wacky born again type trying to save this guy but the guy doesnt show up to the meetings the next day which is a real no no because the company we are meeting with pays for the whole trip.He showed up around noon looking like death and saying he couldnt remember what happened.
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[ ] BIRD33 went to Charlotte to study the lifestyles of gay men that prey on homeless people for drunken butt sex.
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When the guy didnt show up the next day I was thinking that the guy was either dead in his bathtub or tied to a chair in the room with 3 homeless guys raiding the mini bar.We refered to him as bum fucker the rest of the trip.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:[ ] BIRD33 went to Charlotte to study the lifestyles of gay men that prey on homeless people for drunken butt sex.
You forgott I love you.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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Yea locking lips with another man is less gay than sitting in the back of a rigshaw.
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A gay life saving effort.
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Like you didnt think of doing that.Not many rigshaw drivers at a truck stop.
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