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i need to
#1

jerk off and the only lube options are a complimentary bottle of shampoo/condtioner from a hilton hotel somewhere, aftershave and one of those butter things you get in restaraunts. it'll probably be the shampoo/conditioner.
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#2

live dangerously, use the aftershave

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#3

Michman Wrote:live dangerously, use the aftershave

it does make sense.
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#4

If you use the shampoo don't get it in your peehole.

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#5

I don't use lube anymore. Try it once. You'll be converted.
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#6

Stoney Wrote:If you use the shampoo don't get it in your peehole.

you know it doesnt hurt til you actually piss, right?
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#7

minorthreat Wrote:I don't use lube anymore. Try it once. You'll be converted.


habits die hard with me pal.
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#8

CT280 Wrote:you know it doesnt hurt til you actually piss, right?
does it really matter?


you know, assuming you DO pee again...

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#9

spit on it.

Minorthreat wishes
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#10

TammyC Wrote:spit on it.


And when it dries it will feel like going down a waterslide with the water suddenly turning off. ONLY ON YOUR COCK!
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#11

TammyC Wrote:spit on it.

from the mouths of
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