[minorthreat]

Not a small one either. Fucker has my whole eye swelled up. I squeezed some shit out of it last night. It still hurts.

This is the third one in 3 months. What am I doing wrong? (save the loads to the eye jokes, faggots).

[Banana]

Do you put any drops in it? Other than semen [/obligatory semen reference]

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Herpes Simplex IV manifests itself in the retinal tissue between outbreaks. I love you.

[paybacksare]

I've kind of missed you.

[BIRD33]

If I cant make load in the eye jokes how am I supposed to help you?

[Clarissa]

Never never never pop it!

Have you had colds or the sniffles a lot lately too? Styes are usually caused from a germ that is in the nose and if you rub your nose (or pick it) then rub your eye, you can transfer the germ.

There is a drop for styes too. Oh, and read this.

http://www.allaboutvision.com/conditions/styes.htm

[Banana]

if you rub your nose (or pick it) then rub your eye, you can transfer the germ.

I'm sure this would also be true of semen? If you have a bug (or if your lover does) and that jizz makes it into your eyes, the germ is transferred?

I mean, this HAS to be related to jizz.

[minorthreat]

Never never never pop it!

Have you had colds or the sniffles a lot lately too? Styes are usually caused from a germ that is in the nose and if you rub your nose (or pick it) then rub your eye, you can transfer the germ.

There is a drop for styes too. Oh, and read this.

http://www.allaboutvision.com/conditions/styes.htm

This would make sense since I've picked up a bad nose picking habit recently.

I took a needle to it last night and popped it on the inside of my eyelid.

[minorthreat]

I'm sure this would also be true of semen? If you have a bug (or if your lover does) and that jizz makes it into your eyes, the germ is transferred?

I mean, this HAS to be related to jizz.

No mentions of JIZZ in this thread!

[Banana]

No mentions of JIZZ in this thread!

OUT!