[Sunny]

How was everyone's weekend and did you do anything worthy of our attention here? Anyone finish shopping yet?

[Banana]

No
And no
Next question?

[BIRD33]

I went to a party where coke was broken out which didnt bother me till talk of breaking out the gun collection was mentioned by some guys who made me nervous.I drove home in an ice storm.

[Banana]

I went to a party where coke was broken out which didnt bother me till talk of breaking out the gun collection was mentioned by some guys who made me nervous.I drove home in an ice storm.

That happened to me once. The worst part was, my mom was there and didn't do the coke, but started cutting it. :eek: And the guy who owned the coke said to me "you WILL do some of that." And he looked like the human equivalent of Bowser from Super Mario Brothers. I watched my boyfriend slink to the front door and grab our shoes. When Bowser went to take a piss, we ran.

My mom was on her own. I'm not only a great mom, but I am also a fabulous daughter.

That ice storm looked pretty, the next day.

[BIRD33]

That happened to me once. The worst part was, my mom was there and didn't do the coke, but started cutting it. :eek: And the guy who owned the coke said to me "you WILL do some of that." And he looked like the human equivalent of Bowser from Super Mario Brothers. I watched my boyfriend slink to the front door and grab our shoes. When Bowser went to take a piss, we ran.

My mom was on her own. I'm not only a great mom, but I am also a fabulous mother.

That ice storm looked pretty, the next day.

Your mom was a partyer, huh?Interesting.Did that make you less inclined to mess with that stuff?

I did it years ago but mostly to keep up with strippers at after parties but never really got into it.Some of my friends still do it which leads them to hang out with real lowlifes so I get out when it gets a little crazy.

[Banana]

Your mom was a partyer, huh?Interesting.Did that make you less inclined to mess with that stuff?

I did it years ago but mostly to keep up with strippers at after parties but never really got into it.Some of my friends still do it which leads them to hang out with real lowlifes so I get out when it gets a little crazy.

My mom was a partier, but only occassionally. She didn't drink often, but when she did, it was an all night affair. She had done every drug in the book when she was younger, but apart from dope, she didn't go near it (as far as I know) when she was older.

That actually didn't make me less inclined, or maybe it did subconsciously. I like my booze. Alot. But, I've never done a hard drug and likely never will. I've never seen the advantage of being .... out of cotrol? Out of your mind?

[BIRD33]

My mom was a partier, but only occassionally. She didn't drink often, but when she did, it was an all night affair. She had done every drug in the book when she was younger, but apart from dope, she didn't go near it (as far as I know) when she was older.

That actually didn't make me less inclined, or maybe it did subconsciously. I like my booze. Alot. But, I've never done a hard drug and likely never will. I've never seen the advantage of being .... out of cotrol? Out of your mind?

I bet it had some effect on you.My dad smoked pot a little so it almost seems normal to me.I stick to beer and pot but I get the most out of control with the alcohol.Coke seems like a real waste of time to me at this point.

[Banana]

More than likely affected me. Certainly did my sister. She tries to stay away from...anything. Even Tylenol. She'll drink occassionally, but only socially (as opposed to me, who will drink alone).

I must hate life. :d

[BIRD33]

More than likely affected me. Certainly did my sister. She tries to stay away from...anything. Even Tylenol. She'll drink occassionally, but only socially (as opposed to me, who will drink alone).

I must hate life. :d

I think I'm kind of like that with cigarettes.Both parents smoked like chimneys but I find nothing enjoyable about it.I'd still date a girl who smokes but would prefer not to.

I can't sit in my house and drink by myself.I'm an introvert normally but when I'm drinking I get bored if there is nobody to talk to.

Heres an evil question you'll enjoy...

would you rather never be able to sleep with anyone again but morbidly obese people, or eat a salad where the dressing was your dad's semen

I'd go with the first option but probably would become a priest or kill myself.


Here's one for you.

would you rather drink a tablespoon of a random guys cum that's been in the refrig for 2 weeks or have to blow a team of uncircumsized football players after a particularly sweaty match?

[Banana]

Hrm....so, if I eat the salad with my dad's semen, I can still fuck whoever I want? I'm going to have to assume here that I am no longer married, cause if the alternative is to only sleep with Jimmy, I wouldn't see that as any different than my life now and I'm not eating my dad's swimmers for that. In that case, gimme salad. Make it coleslaw so the jizz blends in. I can't sleep with fat people. Can't start now.

You are asking me a question about uncircumsized men? I really don't see anything wrong with either of those options. I'd do both, but I'd prefer the first. I like blow jobs, but I'd get a jaw cramp from blowing a whole team.

[BIRD33]

Amen to the jaw cramp thing.


Your dads cole slaw jizz reference makes me sick.