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World's Worst Jobs
#1

Do you think your job stinks? You could be a Flatus Odor Judge.

That's just one of several of the Worst Jobs in Science according to the editors of "Popular Science" magazine, who just compiled the list for the latest issue.

Topping the chart for worst jobs are the odor judges at a Minneapolis gastroenterologist -- they're are paid to smell people's farts to determine potentially critical medical symptoms.

The second crappiest science job is being a Dysentery Stool-Sample Analyzer. That's a person who opens stool canisters and analyzes feces to test the effectiveness of the kit.

Meanwhile, the Barnyard Masturbator, a researcher who collects semen for insemination purposes, comes in third, beating out jobs like Prison Rape Researcher, Carcass Cleaner and Fish Counter.
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#2

Hey I'm in Minnesota, and I've been told that I'm a real "fart smeller", ................or was that smart feller?...................................................................... :lol: :lol:

[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.


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#3

Those jobs have most likely spawned many new-age fetishes. I would bet money on that.

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#4

let them smell my farts when they smell like food. and thats no lie.

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#5

I pass on that one War :lol: :lol:
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#6

Quote:Originally posted by gregl@Mar 12 2004, 12:53 AM
Hey I'm in Minnesota, and I've been told that I'm a real "fart smeller", ................or was that smart feller?...................................................................... :lol:  :lol:
dude, that's realy scary. my dad said/says that all the time...
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#7

Big Grin :lol: Big Grin Sorry Jim, been around a long time!!! :lol:

[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.


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#8

I had a buddy who used to work at the local cookie/sweets factory, his official job title was Fudge Packer. He used to hate us for turning into a gay joke all the time.
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