[minorthreat]

I have to go pick up my tux soon. I hate weddings and hate being in them even more. Discuss.

[BIRD33]

Ive been in 7 weddings and have to be in one in Utah in September.The only upside is the alcohol and the bridesmaids.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Make sure you get good and drunk, hit on the bride, her sister and her mother. Fall into the champagne punch bowl, then into the cake. Pick a fight with the best man by reminding him of how you banged his sister last year.

That should liven things up for you.

[minorthreat]

I'm friends with all the groomsmen. The bride sucks ass. Plus I'm fighting a cold. I hate shit.

[BIRD33]

The only solution is get shitty drunk.I hate weddings like that, fucking all day affair.

[Michman]

I have to go pick up my tux soon. I hate weddings and hate being in them even more. Discuss.

I have one word for ya. "bridesmaids"

[minorthreat]

I have one word for ya. "bridesmaids"

They'd better be slutty. I don't feel like putting forth the effort. And forget it if they are anything like the bride.

[Sassy]

They'd better be slutty. I don't feel like putting forth the effort. And forget it if they are anything like the bride.

Are we still talking about etc?
Ah, human emotions.I will ask Bot lover to purge my memory log.