[BIRD33]

I've got the original in my Photobucket from when I hooked you up back when I gave a shit about admining here.

Compose a 3 paragraph essay on why you're such a frontrunner and I'll make the switch for you. If you'd rather compose one arguing how Wisconsin Badger athletics could be considered the best in the nation (#5 in football, #4 in basketball, National Mens & Womens Hockey champs, Women's Lightweight Eight crew champs), I'll accept that also.

Frontrunner?I'm an Philadelphia sports fan.I will ignore you bragging about crew if you help me out.

[TomFoolery]

Frontrunner?I'm an Philadelphia sports fan.I will ignore you bragging about crew if you help me out.

South Bend, PA

Durham, PA

[BIRD33]

South Bend, PA

Durham, PA

Ive been fans of both for over 20 years.I'm one of these guys thats impressed by excellence in major sports programs while others settle for crew championships.

[BIRD33]

Update:foolery upsized it for me minus me doing any essay because he's my bitch.

[TomFoolery]

The Lord giveth and The Lord taketh away.

[BIRD33]

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Ok you can change it back now.

[TomFoolery]

Frontrunner?

Yeah.

I'm one of these guys thats impressed by excellence in major sports programs...

[TomFoolery]

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Ok you can change it back now.

Your penance is a 3 paragraph essay on the University of Wisconsin's Women's Crew team.

[BIRD33]

Yeah.

Frontrunners switch teams.Thats the definition.I havent rooted for a different team since I was 7.I can't help it I was an incredibly astute 7 year old and made some wise choices during my formative years.

[TomFoolery]

Frontrunners switch teams.Thats the definition.I havent rooted for a different team since I was 7.

Alright, I'll give you that.

I can't help it I was an incredibly astute 7 year old and made some wise choices during my formative years.

I chuckled.


P.S. If the Lions draft Brady Quinn I think I'll have to cut ties with them. I'll become one of those blanket NFL fans that wears jackets with every team's logo on it. I suppose I'll sport a matching baseball cap too. Don't worry, I'll make sure to not bend the brim.

[BIRD33]

Your penance is a 3 paragraph essay on the University of Wisconsin's Women's Crew team.

Head coach Joe Wilhelm of the Wisconsin University women’s crew team has announced the hiring of two new assistant coaches. Laura MacFarlane, a former assistant at Iowa, will be taking over the duties as assistant varsity coach and Miranda Paris, a former assistant at the Riverside Boat Club, will be coaching the novice team which like the regular team is full of dyke's.
Miranda Paris comes to Wisconsin after serving as an assistant coach of the Lightweight Men’s High Performance Group at the Riverside Boat Club in Cambridge, Mass. She assisted with the training of the 2006 U.S. Lightweight Men’s eight and headed the summer development program.
“Miranda brings a wealth of collegiate, club and international success to Wisconsin, says head coach Joe Wilhelm. “She will do a great job getting our novices ready for the rigors of racing in the Eastern Sprints and laying the groundwork for their success on the varsity squad.”
Paris graduated cum laude from Wellesley College in 2003 with her Bachelor’s of Arts in English Literature and a minor in Studio Art. She served as Wellesley’s women’s crew captain her senior season and helped Wellesley qualify for its first NCAA Championship and win its first NEWMAC Championship. Paris was an outstanding four-year varsity oarswoman and was named the team’s most valuable player twice. She was a two-time New England Women’s and Men’s Athletic Conference (NEWMAC) Academic All-Conference Scholar Athlete, a Collegiate Rowing Coaches Association Scholar Athlete and a 2003 NEWMAC All-Conference selection.
Laura Macfarlane is a former assistant coach of Sacramento State, Wisconsin and most recently Iowa. As an assistant at Iowa since 2002, Macfarlane prepared and executed practice and race preparation while working on the recruitment and development of walk-on rowers. She was responsible for travel planning, budget management and equipment coordination. Macfarlane has also worked as a coach for the USRowing Midwest Development Camp and the Navy Rowing Camp for Girls.
“I feel very fortunate to have Laura joining our program, says head coach Joe Wilhelm. “She has a thorough understanding of physiology and rowing technique but most importantly, she knows what it takes to make crews perform at their maximum potential.”
A 2000 graduate of Wisconsin, Macfarlane earned her Bachelor’s of Science in Cartography and Geographic Information Science. At Wisconsin, MacFarlane was a standout member of a very successful crew team that qualified for the NCAA Championships in 1999. The team was a three-time Midwest Sprints champion and a two-time Eastern Sprints Medalist. Wisconsin hopes to one day have more to hang their hat on that a gay fucking "sport" like Womens crew.

[BIRD33]

Alright, I'll give you that.



I chuckled.


P.S. If the Lions draft Brady Quinn I think I'll have to cut ties with them. I'll become one of those blanket NFL fans that wears jackets with every team's logo on it. I suppose I'll sport a matching baseball cap too. Don't worry, I'll make sure to not bend the brim.

Whats gayer being named Brady or Joey?Either way you'll be all over his cock.Lions will screw it up so don't worry to much about it.

[Anhil8tor]

Lions are gonna get Quinn.

[TomFoolery]

Whats gayer being named Brady or Joey?Either way you'll be all over his cock.Lions will screw it up so don't worry to much about it.

You're not reading my statement, stupid. I'm fucking done with them if they draft Quinn. Millen should have learned a lesson the last time he drafted a hyped-up white boy QB that didn't win the Heisman despite heavy campaigning.

[BIRD33]

True fans don't bail on teams, Brian.Just because everyone focuses on Notre Dame because its the premier college football team doesnt mean there was heavy campaining.He's ranked at the top of the QB class not because he went to Notre Dame.Quinn's got a shot to be good, I can't wait until you crawl back to the lions by possibly week 6 next year.

[what?]

is Quinn fucking AJ Hawk's sister, or vice versa?

[Sassy]

is Quinn fucking AJ Hawk's sister, or vice versa?

I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask ELVIS
if it is.

[what?]

I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask ELVIS
if it is.

E, you got the answer?