11-13-2006, 09:45 PM
Why not? I like!
[INDENT][B]Aries (March 21 - April 19) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]Today you will flip a coin 4 times, and it will come up "heads", "tails", "heads", "heads." Then someone will come up and say "hey, whatcha doing?" Then the phone will ring. Just a coincidence, though, in this case. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Taurus (April 20 - May 20) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]You will finally begin your novel! This is very good, since if you'd decided to write a screen play, you would have had to move to California and drive a taxi. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Gemini (May 21 - June 20) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]You've been trying to sell your car, and it just isn't going anywhere. Sometimes it helps if you have a name for your vehicle, to give it more character. I call mine the "Millenium Falcon." My passengers often become irritated at being called "Chewie", though. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Cancer (June 21 - July 22) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]Today you will meet someone with a really "cute" sneeze. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Leo (July 23 - August 22) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]You will wrestle with your conscience today, but will be disqualified for using an illegal hold. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Virgo (August 23 - September 22) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]Good day to start saving up for that electron microscope you've always wanted. I hear Sears will be having a big sale on them this fall. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Libra (September 22 - October 22) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]An older friend will avoid you today. Have you considered using any of the vast number of breath-freshening products that are available, these days? [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]Good day to learn to play the tuba. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]In an unfortunate turn of events, someone sitting across from you will have a peculiar variant of a bad hair day...a bad nosehair day. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]You will discover that by simply wearing a large amulet made of bones and feathers, and by carrying a blowgun, you can usually get a seat on public transportation, no matter how crowded it gets. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]This is a good time to start becoming a connosieur. You have to take that one thing at a time, though - e.g. nobody is going to become a wine connosier overnight. Start with something that's fun to say. Pumpernickel, for example. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Pisces (February 19 - March 20) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]Today you will realize that you've always wanted to have the biggest ball of string in town, and will start collecting odd bits of string at every opportunity. Eventually, you will make it into the Guiness Book of World Records, right next to the Giant Happy Tape Ball record set by Mr. S. Boondoggle. [/INDENT][/INDENT]
[INDENT][B]Aries (March 21 - April 19) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]Today you will flip a coin 4 times, and it will come up "heads", "tails", "heads", "heads." Then someone will come up and say "hey, whatcha doing?" Then the phone will ring. Just a coincidence, though, in this case. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Taurus (April 20 - May 20) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]You will finally begin your novel! This is very good, since if you'd decided to write a screen play, you would have had to move to California and drive a taxi. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Gemini (May 21 - June 20) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]You've been trying to sell your car, and it just isn't going anywhere. Sometimes it helps if you have a name for your vehicle, to give it more character. I call mine the "Millenium Falcon." My passengers often become irritated at being called "Chewie", though. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Cancer (June 21 - July 22) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]Today you will meet someone with a really "cute" sneeze. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Leo (July 23 - August 22) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]You will wrestle with your conscience today, but will be disqualified for using an illegal hold. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Virgo (August 23 - September 22) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]Good day to start saving up for that electron microscope you've always wanted. I hear Sears will be having a big sale on them this fall. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Libra (September 22 - October 22) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]An older friend will avoid you today. Have you considered using any of the vast number of breath-freshening products that are available, these days? [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]Good day to learn to play the tuba. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]In an unfortunate turn of events, someone sitting across from you will have a peculiar variant of a bad hair day...a bad nosehair day. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]You will discover that by simply wearing a large amulet made of bones and feathers, and by carrying a blowgun, you can usually get a seat on public transportation, no matter how crowded it gets. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]This is a good time to start becoming a connosieur. You have to take that one thing at a time, though - e.g. nobody is going to become a wine connosier overnight. Start with something that's fun to say. Pumpernickel, for example. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][B]Pisces (February 19 - March 20) [/B]
[/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]Today you will realize that you've always wanted to have the biggest ball of string in town, and will start collecting odd bits of string at every opportunity. Eventually, you will make it into the Guiness Book of World Records, right next to the Giant Happy Tape Ball record set by Mr. S. Boondoggle. [/INDENT][/INDENT]