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Summertime and the livin's...
#21

Not really. It's a dodge, I can really RAM em good.

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#22

BIRD33 Wrote:Highlight of the summer:I got with a chick Ive been working on since 10th grade.No vacation, kicking to much ass at work.

unless you're entering the 11th grade this fall, that's not very tight game
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#23

what? Wrote:unless you're entering the 11th grade this fall, that's not very tight game

On the surface you would seem correct but when you balance the fact that I was doing her sister for years and never made a move, just played the nice guy you might see how hardcore I really am.

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#24

BIRD33 Wrote:On the surface you would seem correct but when you balance the fact that I was doing her sister for years and never made a move, just played the nice guy you might see how hardcore I really am.

my wife's sister asked if we wanted to have a threesome last night. turned out the bitch was kidding ><
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#25

what? Wrote:my wife's sister asked if we wanted to have a threesome last night. turned out the bitch was kidding ><

As soon as those words come out her mouth immediatly whip it out.

Their is no chance of a threesome with the sisters I know.Better chance that the older one murders me when she catches wind of whats going down.

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#26

BIRD33 Wrote:As soon as those words come out her mouth immediatly whip it out.

Their is no chance of a threesome with the sisters I know.Better chance that the older one murders me when she catches wind of whats going down.

first Mrs What says she's going to lay in bed and watch TV. then What-in-law says she'll go too, and follows her down the hall. she calls back over her shoulder "ya'll wanna have a threesome?"

I hop over the coffee table in the den while unbuttoning my pants, and am sprinting behind them with a full erection in under 2 seconds. when she says "just kidding" I trip over my boxers which are at my ankles and skid head-first into the hallway. I think I got a splinter in my dong from the hardwoods

that's the story behind the "><"
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#27

what? Wrote:that's the story behind the "><"


What is this fucking VH1?

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#28

BIRD33 Wrote:As soon as those words come out her mouth immediatly whip it out.

Their is no chance of a threesome with the sisters I know.Better chance that the older one murders me when she catches wind of whats going down.

You're wrong.

I will eventually have a 3some with two sisters...and I ain't talking about black chicks. I also plan to do a mom/daughter combo at the same time as well.

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#29

SporK Wrote:You're wrong.

I will eventually have a 3some with two sisters...and I ain't talking about black chicks. I also plan to do a mom/daughter combo at the same time as well.

-SporK

I said with the sisters I know, douchbag.I wouldnt want to go the mother daughter route, thats some freaky shit.

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#30

BIRD33 Wrote:I said with the sisters I know, douchbag.I wouldnt want to go the mother daughter route, thats some freaky shit.


What's wrong with tagging a hot mom and daughter at the same time?

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#31

I had a 3some with sisters when I was a senior in high school........Lisa and Laura Head. For reals.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#32

SporK Wrote:What's wrong with tagging a hot mom and daughter at the same time?

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To me its borderline incest.Plus when you put the hot younger version of the mom next to each other I'd just be picking out the older ones flaws(sup Bew).

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#33

BIRD33 Wrote:To me its borderline incest.Plus when you put the hot younger version of the mom next to each other I'd just be picking out the older ones flaws(sup Bew).

How is it incest? I won't be related to them and the fact that they're related is their incest problem - not mine.

The latter is irrelevant. You're fucking two chicks, one is hotter than the other. It's not like that's never happened before. It just so happens that these two chicks are mom and daughter.

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#34

SporK Wrote:How is it incest? I won't be related to them and the fact that they're related is their incest problem - not mine.

The latter is irrelevant. You're fucking two chicks, one is hotter than the other. It's not like that's never happened before. It just so happens that these two chicks are mom and daughter.

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I just wouldnt go there.More mother daughter combo's for you I guess.:roll:

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#35

BIRD33 Wrote:To me its borderline incest.Plus when you put the hot younger version of the mom next to each other I'd just be picking out the older ones flaws(sup Bew).


Don't talk to me. Ever.
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#36

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Don't talk to me. Ever.

He wasn't talking to you. He was talking about you.

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#37

BIRD33 Wrote:I just wouldnt go there.More mother daughter combo's for you I guess.:roll:

It's not much different from fucking two sisters.

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#38

SporK Wrote:It's not much different from fucking two sisters.

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Not much different except you'll be fucking the hole that the girl next to her came out of.Just enough of a difference for me.

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#39

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Don't talk to me. Ever.

It must be tough to balance the fact that you really like me,find me hilarious\intelligent and hang on my every word but I really don't like you.

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#40

BIRD33 Wrote:Not much different except you'll be fucking the hole that the girl next to her came out of.Just enough of a difference for me.

Small price to pay for seeing the expression on some bitch's face as you fuck her daughter/mother.

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