[Beaucephus]

When one makes the decision to go catfishing it is important to note that there are a few necessities that must be obtained before undertaking such and endeavour. I have compiled these necessities in the form of certain steps for my good friends EZEE and Txbubba and any others who may obtain an interest for catfishing in the future. For those who will never have an interest in catfishing I say.... U R GAY.

Probably the first and foremost common necessity of catfishing is a good stock of beer as illustrated below. Any brand will do. Catfish aren't picky.

[Beaucephus]

Secondly it is commonly known that when drinking said beer, cigarettes are a must. If you don't smoke then that is cool however U R GAY though. Please see the following illustration below.

[VitaminE]

is that Jason Vorhees swimming behind you?

[halfasleep]

"Bud Light"? :blink: I'll say those Catfish aren't picky!!! Frickin' Beer flavored water!!!




What else would you expect from bottom-feeders.





Is that your Gay self there Beau? No wonder Unleashed drools over you!!! How 'bout some shots of her?

[Beaucephus]

Thridly, one must excercise sound judgment and remember that there are a bunch of fucking mosquitoes out there whil fishing. If you think you don't need OFF then U R not only gay but U R DUMB too. Please have a look below.

[VitaminE]

DYNAMITE!!

[halfasleep]

Originally posted by Beaucephus@Jun 16 2004, 10:58 AM
Secondly it is commonly known that when drinking said beer, cigarettes are a must. If you don't smoke then that is cool however U R GAY though. Please see the following illustration below.

"Marboro Lights"?????



Damn... how 'bout some Lucky's or Pall Mauls!! A REAL cigarette!!



This looks like Gay fishing to me!!!

[Beaucephus]

Fourthly, one must take into deep consideration the type of bait one will be using on said catfishing outing. I highly recommend chicken livers over any other bait out there. If you use that "catfish charlie" stink bait premade in bags at the tackle shop then U R GAY, U R DUMB and U should be taken out and shot immediately.

[txbubba]

Originally posted by Beaucephus@Jun 16 2004, 04:55 PM
When one makes the decision to go catfishing it is important to note that there are a few necessities that must be obtained before undertaking such and endeavour. I have compiled these necessities in the form of certain steps for my good friends EZEE and Txbubba and any others who may obtain an interest for catfishing in the future. For those who will never have an interest in catfishing I say.... U R GAY.

Probably the first and foremost common necessity of catfishing is a good stock of beer as illustrated below. Any brand will do. Catfish aren't picky.

you talk about good stock and then you're there holding only a single beer. what's up with that?
i have catfishing dow to an art already. i'll show you up sometime!

[unleashed]

Originally posted by Beaucephus@Jun 16 2004, 11:04 AM
Fourthly, one must take into deep consideration the type of bait one will be using on said catfishing outing. I highly recommend chicken livers over any other bait out there. If you use that "catfish charlie" stink bait premade in bags at the tackle shop then U R GAY, U R DUMB and U should be taken out and shot immediately.

TURTLES love liver and any kind of stink bait... SO LISTEN TO THE WOMAN WHO TOLD YOU THAT OR U R GAY! :dev:

[VitaminE]

Originally posted by txbubba@Jun 16 2004, 11:05 AM
i have catfishing dow to an art already.

so does Spongebob!

[txbubba]

Originally posted by Beaucephus@Jun 16 2004, 05:04 PM
Fourthly, one must take into deep consideration the type of bait one will be using on said catfishing outing. I highly recommend chicken livers over any other bait out there. If you use that "catfish charlie" stink bait premade in bags at the tackle shop then U R GAY, U R DUMB and U should be taken out and shot immediately.

in addition to liver, catfish seem to like spicy earl campbell sausages!

[Beaucephus]

Now for the end result and moral of the story I learned on the catfishing extravanganza. Remember to bring an adequate lantern on said trip. It got so damn dark and all we had were citronella candles, thus hindering me from taking pictures of the actual event. :| Also, when the woman wants to go with you tell her "fucking hell no" to prevent the occurrence of her catching bigger fich than you do. I am gay and dumb. :| See unleashed fish below. The ones i caught were about half that size and not even worth taking a picture of :blink: :blink: :| :| :| :|

[VitaminE]

It's good to Ezee along on a fishing trip.... :m:

[unleashed]

Originally posted by Beaucephus@Jun 16 2004, 11:10 AM
Now for the end result and moral of the story I learned on the catfishing extravanganza. Remember to bring an adequate lantern on said trip. It got so damn dark and all we had were citronella candles, thus hindering me from taking pictures of the actual event. :| Also, when the woman wants to go with you tell her "fucking hell no"  to prevent the occurrence of her catching bigger fich than you do. I am gay and dumb. :|  See unleashed fish below. The ones i caught were about half that size and not even worth taking a picture of        :blink:  :blink:  :|  :|  :|  :|

Oh wait! He meant don't INVITE her. HeHeHe :lmao:

[unleashed]

Originally posted by halfasleep@Jun 16 2004, 10:59 AM
"Bud Light"? :blink: I'll say those Catfish aren't picky!!! Frickin' Beer flavored water!!!




What else would you expect from bottom-feeders.





Is that your Gay self there Beau? No wonder Unleashed drools over you!!! How 'bout some shots of her?

ade: My BAD... I deleted my pics before I gave him the disks. ade:

[VitaminE]

:ph34r:

[txbubba]

big fish

[halfasleep]

Originally posted by VitaminE@Jun 16 2004, 11:19 AM
:ph34r:

Those are some nice hip-boots there, Unleashed!!! :|

[txbubba]

little sucker fights like a man