03-31-2004, 12:27 AM
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new
wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from
Pennsylvania. He bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all
the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said
that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from North Carolina. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her his
house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry
washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he
didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the
third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out
of his left eye!
wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from
Pennsylvania. He bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all
the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said
that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from North Carolina. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her his
house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry
washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he
didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the
third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out
of his left eye!
