[SporK]

Keep all threads at 3 pages max. I don't have the attention span to read through any more than 3 pages of garbage.

-SporK

P.s. It's 5:43 and I've just got home about 30 minutes ago. I woke up today, half naked, on a couch, with what appeared to be a borderline fuckable skank next to me. I have no recollection of last night. The last thing I remember was drinking vodka out of plastic poland spring cups filled to the top in 1 swig. I remember doing it at least twice. I remember wanting to vomit. I remember nothing else.

I have been considering hanging this degenerate life up and going on some sort of debauchury hiatus for a while. Perhaps quit drinking/gambling, keep number of women per week to a maximum of 3 and get some kind of corporate job for 3 months. Devote some time to writing my book. See if I can humor myself for a while by being the office prick. Either that or go find some kind of athletic competition to put time into. I need some kind of break before my spring break villa renting in cancun.

P.p.s It's sick. As I just wrote this, I've just gotten invitations to go to A) the hamptons B) AC, C) camping this weekend. How do I get myself into this? Hamptons hos, here comes Spork. Probably.

[ntype]

you didn't snorted cocaine go snort cocaine, eat mushrooms and some lsd pills oh and if some acid leaflets stays around have fun with them too. once you have done that you could eventually produce a movie

[SporK]

I'm not into drugs. In fact, the only reason I even drink is for the ugly bitches to start looking better.

Edit: Movie on the other hand, that's a great idea.

-SporK

[Raiden]

Keep all threads at 3 pages max. I don't have the attention span to read through any more than 3 pages of garbage.

-SporK

P.s. It's 5:43 and I've just got home about 30 minutes ago. I woke up today, half naked, on a couch, with what appeared to be a borderline fuckable skank next to me. I have no recollection of last night. The last thing I remember was drinking vodka out of plastic poland spring cups filled to the top in 1 swig. I remember doing it at least twice. I remember wanting to vomit. I remember nothing else.

I have been considering hanging this degenerate life up and going on some sort of debauchury hiatus for a while. Perhaps quit drinking/gambling, keep number of women per week to a maximum of 3 and get some kind of corporate job for 3 months. Devote some time to writing my book. See if I can humor myself for a while by being the office prick. Either that or go find some kind of athletic competition to put time into. I need some kind of break before my spring break villa renting in cancun.

P.p.s It's sick. As I just wrote this, I've just gotten invitations to go to A) the hamptons B) AC, C) camping this weekend. How do I get myself into this? Hamptons hos, here comes Spork. Probably.

you should hook up with jasonc.

[SporK]

you should hook up with jasonc.

Considering that Jason is a male name, this is not going to happen.

-SporK

[Raiden]

Considering that Jason is a male name, this is not going to happen.

-SporK

he's another e-baller. I thought you two could make some shit up together.

[ntype]

I'm not into drugs. In fact, the only reason I even drink is for the ugly bitches to start looking better.

Edit: Movie on the other hand, that's a great idea.

-SporK

the ntype knows what you mean. ah what is the oldest bitch that you ever done ?

[SporK]

he's another e-baller. I thought you two could make some shit up together.

Why would I want to hang out with another e-baller? I'm all the e-baller I can handle.

-SporK

[Raiden]

Why would I want to hang out with another e-baller? I'm all the e-baller I can handle.

-SporK

This is true.

[SporK]

the ntype knows what you mean. ah what is the oldest bitch that you ever done ?

I dunno, dude. I remember a 37. I think there's also a 41 in there somewhere.

-SporK

[SporK]

This is true.

Unless that nigga got top notch hos?

-SPorK

[cLaY]

SPork>Raiden

[Raiden]

real life > cLaY