[Anhil8tor]

Hows married life treating you?


How long you gonna wait to have kids?

[Sassy]

Hows married life treating you?


How long you gonna wait to have kids?

Fine as far as I know.I know how long that is.

[WoolyGoat]

So far, so good.

We'd like to have kids before we're 30, so probably (hopefully) w/in the next year and a half to two years.

[Anhil8tor]

So far, so good.

We'd like to have kids before we're 30, so probably (hopefully) w/in the next year and a half to two years.

fuck sounds like you waited too long bro. maybe you should just get a dog.

I hear that there is an increased risk of down syndrome when older women try to have kids.

[BIRD33]

Change 8's title to "Debbie Downer".

[WoolyGoat]

fuck sounds like you waited too long bro. maybe you should just get a dog.

I hear that there is an increased risk of down syndrome when older women try to have kids.

We have a dog...and you're an idiot.

[Anhil8tor]

We have a dog...and you're an idiot.

no need to be angry...


what kind of dog?

i have a mutt.. he'll be dying soon.

[WoolyGoat]

pitbull

[BIRD33]

I have a mutt too.I'm not sure if I told this story but about 2 years ago my sister was staying with me for a few months at my apartment until she got married.I live on the first floor right in the middle of a shopping district with lots of high end stores surronding me.Anyway she's home while I'm at work and leaves the door unlocked.I get a frantic call from her that the police are there and my dog might have bit a child.I'm like what the fuck, how did the dog get out and she tells me she has no idea and the dog is still in the house.I rush home to see an ambulance and cops all over my place and I'm like holy fucking shit.Turns out that this mother was going to the Gap with her kid who was slightly retarded or autistic and parked right next to my place.She goes to put money in the meter and the kid runs up on my front porch opens my door and runs inside.My dog isnt the most friendly to people he doesnt know and apparently bites the kid in the ass.At first the cops would just tell me the dog bite the kid and were giving me a real hard time.I find out that the kid walked into my house so I'm like what the fuck was the dog supposed to do?To sum it up they pulled the kids pants down right in front of me and there were no marks and I told the cop thanks for trying to make me feel guilty even though the kid broke into my house.He told me to lock my doors and I told him to do his job so I don't have to.He wasnt happy.

[Paddy]

they pulled the kids pants down right in front of me.

Result.

[WoolyGoat]

That shit scares me. Pitbulls in MA are public enemy #1...I'm just waiting for something dumb like that to happen and get screwed for it.

[BIRD33]

That shit scares me. Pitbulls in MA are public enemy #1...I'm just waiting for something dumb like that to happen and get screwed for it.

Before they told me the kid opened the door the cop was making it seem like I was going to be arrested.It was fucking crazy.When I found out the circumstances I realized it was some prick cop my age on a power trip and I let him know it.I make sure I lock all my doors even when I'm home now.

[WoolyGoat]

You should get the kid and/or his mother for b&e.

[Anhil8tor]

my dog bit my kid once...


he was pulling his tail and stuff so I swatted my kid with a rolled up newspaper.

[BIRD33]

You should get the kid and/or his mother for b&e.

I said to the cop "are you just ingoring the fact that the kid trespassed onto my property?", he say's "He's 8 years old" which kind of made me feel bad especially since he was crying up a storm.