[who]

Any surprise teams in the NFL this season?

[Dr. Lecter]

Note to Admins: please remember to bump this in December to see once again that the Bird is correct.

:michman:

[BIRD33]

I don't care for your question.I got this email this morning and I've got to figure out a way to let this woman down easy.Please write a response and if it's good enough I will include it in my email.Take your time as I will not be responding till at least thursday.TIA


Hey! Just wanted to say sorry I was acting like a crazy psycho jealous girl the other night. I should never have asked you that stupid question especially since I really didn't want/need to know answer. It just turned me into some crazy obsessing about details chick. Anyway, so I wanted to talk to you about something in person but I am just too chicken shit. I don't really know why you scare the hell out of me, maybe its me afraid of rejection or afraid that you are going to be a dick about it. I realized in the past few weeks that I have feelings for you. Not friend, you're cool kinda of feelings. I think I like you as more than that. I guess the days of me being emotionless just having fun sex with you are over, I actually like you. Ugh.. I have no idea where I stand with you, if you are just looking for a piece of ass and I am always conveniently there or if there is something else there. I can't believe I'm writing this in email. I should just say it to you but I have a feeling you're going to be like, why would I like you, I totally just want to bang you. Anyway, I'm done ranting, I threw it out there and whatever. If you're only looking for sex, thats cool I won't be offended but I just want to know. I obviously can't continue this like that if thats all its about. (especially b/c I don't like to share and the thought of you with someone else grosses me out) We can still be friends and all but I just wantto know where we stand. I don't want it to be wierd with us, just let me know what s going on, you won't hurt my feelings or anything.

[quint]

Thursday?
That delay will go over well. This kind of Glen Close type will not wait the 4 days. Check for burning bunnies on your stove.
Tell her you can't invest enough time or effort in a commited relationship at the moment. Or just go for the Seinfeld and ask for a 3 way.

[Dr. Lecter]

Dear Psycho Chick,
Adios then. Glad this won't hurt your feelings.

[BIRD33]

Thursday?
That delay will go over well. This kind of Glen Close type will not wait the 4 days. Check for burning bunnies on your stove.
Tell her you can't invest enough time or effort in a commited relationship at the moment. Or just go for the Seinfeld and ask for a 3 way.

Never answer right away unless you have to.

This bitch will go crazy next time I see here and I'm with another chick so I don't think I can use the "can't invest the time to be in a committed relationship" because it's simply not true.It needs to be in the "not compatible\Nothing in common" realm.

So far your threesome idea is in the lead.

[WoolyGoat]

ton of self esteem in that one

[Paddy]

I've got to figure out a way to let this woman down easy.

Pussy!

[BIRD33]

ton of self esteem in that one

Yup.No wonder she isnt married.

[BIRD33]

Pussy!

Fine.I'll just call you at 2:30 in the morning when I'm looking to get laid.

[minorthreat]

Just tell her that you value her friendship and that starting an exclusive relationship is out of the question for fear of it ending badly. That you regret fucking her in the first place because of this. Tell her "it isn't you, it's me" type of bullshit and that she is really special and you fear that you have hurt her enough already.


That should buy you another few months of fucking her.

[BIRD33]

Thanks, pal.

[Anhil8tor]

quit messing with white chicks. nothing but headaches.

[BIRD33]

The white chicks love me.

[who]

[BANANA][SIZE="6"]So much for football[/SIZE][/BANANA]

[quint]

What's the word Bird?
Any stalkers today?
Is she related to any internet drama queens?

[BIRD33]

What's the word Bird?
Any stalkers today?
Is she related to any internet drama queens?

I havent heard anything and I'm not planning on thinking about a response to that email until thursday.I'm sure she's checking her email every ten minutes.

From what I can tell this check is hotter than the internet wackjobs that populate these forums and slightly less crazy.

[BIRD33]

"I don't really know why you scare the hell out of me, maybe its me afraid of rejection or afraid that you are going to be a dick about it."

I just reread the email and was chuckling over this part I missed.She really doesnt know me at all.

[leeman]

"I don't really know why you scare the hell out of me, maybe its me afraid of rejection or afraid that you are going to be a dick about it."

I just reread the email and was chuckling over this part I missed.She really doesnt know me at all.

Just reply.


Yes!

[Anhil8tor]

Some saints fan wants to bet me $500 the saints will make the playoffs and $1,000 they make the superbowl.

I have no dobut the saints should make the playoffs because of a weak division..


opinions?