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Bill · 06-20-2006, 05:07 AM

I'm getting lit and in a good mood which meens I'll pretty much be a dick on here tonight.

Poppy · 06-20-2006, 05:08 AM

As opposed to?

what? · 06-20-2006, 05:10 AM

Shenanigans Wrote:I'm getting lit and in a good mood which meens I'll pretty much be a dick on here tonight.

you are what you eat

Bill · 06-20-2006, 05:10 AM

Poppy Wrote:As opposed to?

Hey look! This is me thinking about putting it in your turd cutter.

Poppy · 06-20-2006, 05:11 AM

Shenanigans Wrote:Hey look! This is me thinking about putting it in your turd cutter.

Go for it, I'm constipated

Bill · 06-20-2006, 05:11 AM

what? Wrote:you are what you eat

Give my thanks to the penis police for this enlightening information.

Dr. Lecter · 06-20-2006, 05:11 AM

Shenanigans Wrote:Hey look! This is me thinking about putting it in your turd cutter.

That's sharp!

Bill · 06-20-2006, 05:12 AM

Poppy Wrote:Go for it, I'm constipated

a few more swigs of this tequila and I wouldn't care.

Poppy · 06-20-2006, 05:15 AM

Shenanigans Wrote:a few more swigs of this tequila and I wouldn't care.

Smooth talker

what? · 06-20-2006, 05:16 AM

what? Wrote:
Shenanigans Wrote:Is it wrong to bang a sheep while wearing a lamb skin condom?

some of them are allergic to latex ><

I found this in the "related links". fuck all of you for not giving it the time of day

Bill · 06-20-2006, 05:18 AM

what? Wrote:I found this in the "related links". fuck all of you for not giving it the time of day

let it go. Nothing good will come from it.

Bill · 06-20-2006, 05:19 AM

Poppy Wrote:Smooth talker

I got skeels.

I'd use some 30 weight motor oil for lube in honor of size.

Dr. Lecter · 06-20-2006, 05:21 AM

Shenanigans Wrote:I got skeels.

I'd use some 30 weight motor oil for lube in honor of size.

Dummy, it's too hot! 10W40, maybe 50 tonight.

Bill · 06-20-2006, 05:24 AM

Dr. Lecter Wrote:Dummy, it's too hot! 10W40, maybe 50 tonight.

say's you. I wouldn't mind a little viscosity breakdown.

what? · 06-20-2006, 05:26 AM

Shenanigans Wrote:say's you. I wouldn't mind a little viscosity breakdown.

for bill, friction is a little hard to come by

Bill · 06-20-2006, 05:28 AM

what? Wrote:for bill, friction is a little hard to come by

Don't blame me for your brown eye being loose.

what? · 06-20-2006, 05:29 AM

Shenanigans Wrote:Don't blame me for your brown eye being loose.

bill's asshole is so prolapsed he can grab the flaps and spread it like a skirt when he curtseys (sp?)

Bill · 06-20-2006, 05:31 AM

what? Wrote:bill's asshole is so prolapsed he can grab the flaps and spread it like a skirt when he curtseys (sp?)

What th fuck is a curtsey?

what? · 06-20-2006, 05:34 AM

Shenanigans Wrote:What th fuck is a curtsey?

that fucking debutante bow bullshit that proper southern bitches do

Bill · 06-20-2006, 05:38 AM

what? Wrote:that fucking debutante bow bullshit that proper southern bitches do

oh that! yeah 8 told me he was able to slip it right in there when you did that last august.